I'm Confused
Over the weekend I saw that Lindsay Lohan spent the night at Jason Segel's house. Apparently she spent the night on Friday and then he came out on Saturday morning and told the paps she wasn't there and they could all go home. They stayed and Lindsay came out an hour later. Perhaps I am missing something here. Why on earth do all these guys who presumably can find someone less Lindsay like mess around with her? Is there some kind of unknown STD thrill. I'm not saying Lindsay has an STD, but do you really want to roll those dice?
Guy after guy appears to have been with her the past few weeks. Gerard Butler, Cash Warren, Kevin Connolly, and now Jason Segel. Some people would also throw John Mayer into the mix, but I think he will pretty much f**k anything so he is not really relevant to this discussion. Yes, you could make the case Gerard Butler would pretty much f**k anything also, but there needs to be some kind of sample size left for me to have any kind of post. This doesn't include others that probably exist which I can't remember. Is this like a drug thing? There certainly seems to be shame in it. Yesterday US Weekly asked Jason about it and he walked away. I don't think I could be drunk enough or stupid enough or that desperate to ever have sex with Lindsay Lohan. Why are these guys?
