Hulk Hogan got engaged over the weekend and it wasn't to Brooke. Since even he probably wouldn't be able to spin an engagement to his daughter he did the next best thing. He married her look-a-like. Hulk and Jennifer McDaniel decided they will get married. Obviously Jennifer sees something in Hulk that no other person on earth sees or she is getting a really large check.
The picture above is one of my favorites. Off camera is Brooke standing up on stage doing her pole dancing strip tease routine while Daddy looks on approvingly drinking a beer. Because it is the holidays I will refrain from posting the photo of Hulk rubbing the inside of Brooke's thighs while Jennifer looks on.
Congratulations to the happy couple.
...I don't know what to be more thankful for: the fact that you didn't post the photo of him rubbing precariously close to his daughter's (questionable) female organs, or the fact that I've already eaten today. Still the mental image of that picture is enough to make me want to upchuck.
ReplyDeleteI think Hulk has been hit on the head one too many times
ReplyDeleteThe difference is that Jennifer is female while Brooke just has a good tuck game. (Yes, I stole that from Michael K.)
ReplyDeleteTo doubters: I'm telling you, besides their height and hair colour, these girls SERIOUSLY look alike - same build and facial structure. Beyond creepy.
ReplyDeleteewww, ewwww, ewww.....oh and did I mention....ewwwww
ReplyDeleteRocketQueen is correct which makes it EXTRA NASTY!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteI thought that was Brooke in that pic before I read the text. I can't tell them apart.
ReplyDeleteOK, so first of all I thought that was a picture of Hulk & Brooke until I read the blurb, eeeww! Second, he looks like he's making that gross "oooohhh yaaa" mouth guys make when they watch strippers (usually while bobbing head to music), eeeww eeeww!!
ReplyDeleteI wonder if he hangs out with Joe Simpson & Michael Lohan. They would probably have a lot to talk about.
ReplyDelete@Theresa I don't know if I should laugh or yack at the "ooooh yaaaa" noises!! Hahaha. Either way, it's a valid point. Yucky.
ReplyDeleteOh, I think it's sweet. They can bleach each others roots on Sat. nights.
ReplyDeletei can't help but wonder how the fiancee feels about this...i mean, surely she SEES the similarity? eeek.
ReplyDeleteThanks everybody for making me laugh out loud.
ReplyDeleteUgh. I know someone who met Hulk recently backstage at some show they were performing and they said he was a complete jackass.
ReplyDeleteI know, shocker. The peroxide has gone to all their heads.
Ditto, Big Mama. This relationship is very disturbing on so many levels. Ick Nast to the max!
ReplyDeleteAll I can say is EEEeewwwww
ReplyDeleteJesus.
ReplyDeleteBless you Enty for not posting that pic. It makes me want to take a Hazmat shower.
ReplyDeleteHulkamania was running VILE that day.
is it possible he's marrying her to protect what assets he has left? he can then sign some over to her and Linda can't go after it?
ReplyDeleteno clue.