I don't know if Gerard Depardieu sees things or hear things or if cars just parked on the street make him angry but two nights ago after apparently drinking too much he swayed and staggered down a street outside a nightclub and spotted a car. The car was parked. No one was inside, but, Gerard decided to show the car a thing or two and kicked the car doors and then punched the windshield with his hand. That will probably leave a mark on his hand. Just saying. After he defeated the car, Gerard continued walking to his townhouse down the block.
The police paid a visit to his home yesterday where the actor admitted beating up the car but could give no explanation as to why he did it. Gerard has been ordered to face more questioning at a police station after the holidays. Should the owner of the car decide to file formal charges, Gerard could face a charge of criminal damage.
Those pink elephants are so friggin' mouthy, eh Gerry?
ReplyDeleteHey, he walked home instead of driving drunk. He doesn't appear to have beat anyone up. He can reimburse the car owner. People have done worse things.
ReplyDeleteWhat did that car ever do to him? maybe he didn't like the color.
ReplyDeleteI loved him in The Man in the Iron Mask, he was hilarious.
ReplyDeletemy best friend has been known to do this occasionally...once I was taking her through a fast food drive through and she randomly punched my windshield from the inside and cracked it! good times :)
ReplyDeleteI really like this guy and this does nothing to change my opinion. It sounds like it was funny. He was great in Last Holiday. The key to life is butter.
ReplyDeleteBest.Story.Ever.
ReplyDeleteI've never laughed so much at something so random.
He was just being a drunk french guy lol leave him alone
ReplyDeleteMy car wouldn't be able to take it! My poor car is not even 2000 lbs. Poor car!
ReplyDeleteI absolutely love it when a celeb does something lame and Enty uses the worst possible picture he can find.
ReplyDeleteI absolutely love it when a celeb does something lame and Enty uses the worst possible picture he can find.
ReplyDeleteIndeed! He's fluffed up rather a lot. No more baguettes and coq au vin for you, Gerard!
He used to be so gorgeous. Now, not so much. Funny story Enty.
ReplyDeletelmao! Love the description enty!
ReplyDeleteHe's nuts, but I still kind of love him.
ReplyDeleteRegardless of the car incident--one of the best movies EVER is "Cyrano de Bergerac" with GD....the scene between Cyrano and Roxanne in the garden breaks my heart every time I see it. Must be in the original French, though....subtitles are okay, but you need to hear his voice.
ReplyDeleteMust watch it now.
Echo what Sunnyside wrote. He was handsome 30 years ago.
ReplyDeleteone thing:the car was next to his house
ReplyDeleteand several years ago,he went to "cesar"(french oscar") drunk and hid daughter Julie Depardieu(who won 2 prizes this night) was ashamed!