Tuesday, December 15, 2009

Diddily Piddily Says America Is Full Of Crackheads & Meth-Heads - Prefers To Party In Paris


I don't know what goes on at a typical Diddily Piddily party in the US, but apparently they are filled with nothing but crackheads and meth-heads so he prefers to do his partying in Europe.

"It's more enjoyable to party overseas. Americans go too hard with their partying. Overseas it's done as recreation, and there's a balance to it. There's not a bunch of crackheads walking around Paris. Or crystal meth addicts. We take drugs to another level."

Who is he inviting to his parties? I think he is trying to sound suave and cool but he just comes across as a jackass, which for him is pretty normal.

"(Overseas) it's more about the intimacy and partying with the world. In every pocket different languages are being spoken, and it's dreamlike. The music is flowing, the wine is flowing, and everybody is talking in their own language."

38 comments:

  1. Wow, diddy, must be nice to be able to party in Paris in relative "intimacy" away from the rabble. STFU. God, he pisses me off.

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  2. sounds like he's on E or Acid...coke doesn't make you all dreamy...

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  3. "The music is flowing, the wine is flowing, and everybody is talking in their own language."

    And in their respective languages, they're all calling him a jackass.

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  4. "It's more enjoyable to party overseas. Americans go too hard with their partying. Overseas it's done as recreation, and there's a balance to it. There's not a bunch of crackheads walking around Paris. Or crystal meth addicts. We take drugs to another level."

    I know he specifically mentions Paris but since he is going to generalize by putting Americans up against the people Overseas I will counter with this....As michael K would say: Dreamboat Doherty...exhibit EVERYTHING.

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  5. He needs to move his ugly ass over seas and stay the fvck away from America.

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  6. Dear Diddy,

    Apparently you've never partied with the Welsh, Irish or any EU country in the World Cup.

    Spend a week in Ibiza and then we'll talk.

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  7. Anonymous11:06 AM

    You know, maybe he should look at who he's hanging out with. Because I live in the US and I never go to parties with crackheads or tweakers, most of the people at the parties I attend get a mild buzz from drinking. And we all speak the same language. Not as dreamy, perhaps, but when you get down to it, it's not the country, it's the people you know in the country. I'm sure he'll find his little niche of supercilious assholes even in Paris.

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  8. Now if he would just stay there forever and STFU, that would be a Christmas miracle

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  9. He just threw himself a birthday party and got blown-off by the big celebs who used to populate his white party.

    Sounds like sour grapes to me.

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  10. Piddly needs to spend some time in Vegas.

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  11. I wonder how things would have turned out if Biggie had not been killed?

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  12. He should stop inviting Naomi Campbell and the likes of her to his soirees, then.

    When Heath Ledger died, and his history of drug use was being revealed by the press, there was this chilling story about her and Heath at one of Diddlidoo's "balls", where she opened up a bag full of ecstacy and put a handful of pills in his hand, which he gobbled.

    They would do coke together, and Campbell's assistant became his coke dealer too.

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  13. Americans party too hard, huh?

    Got one word for you, Diddly: Amsterdam.

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  14. They can have him. I have absolutely no use for him except a slight laugh occasionally.

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  15. And while the europeans are speaking in all those languages, Diddy continues to babble in his ghetto ebonics.

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  16. Please, Dear God...send Diddy to France for good.

    Good riddance!

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  17. Everyone is talking in their own language... and sticking Diddy with the bill. If he wants to buy Cristal for those hangers on, then he's a schmuck.

    I still don't understand how he got so wealthy. Who buys his records and clothing? No one I know.

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  18. It's the economy. American's can't afford good cocaine anymore like the French.

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  19. This coming from a guy who spent millions on his birthday party?

    And which language(s) does HE speak?

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  20. Anonymous12:07 PM

    DodoFace should just shut the hell up.

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  21. Paris can have his ass. We'll keep the party going without him.

    My question is, what's with his comment... "WE take drugs to another level."

    WE? Speak for yourself.

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  22. P. Doody needs to find another planet, never mind another country. Planet Earth is too small for his ego. Always has been.

    What the hell is he babbling about when he's tried god knows what? Please, Doody, you can't leave fast enough.

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  23. ureallyannoyme is right. No one of any importance will go to his parties anymore.

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  24. I was just about to say what
    ureallyannoyme & sunnyside 1213 said--last party he threw--I think in the Hamptons, had a real D crowd showing up. He moved out of the country because no one here wants him.

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  25. Does anyone else follow him on Twitter, or is it just me?

    Maaaajor wannabe motivational speaker, with plenty of plugs for Ciroc.

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  26. Hes absolutely right....

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  27. glad he likes it so much over there. now if he'd just STAY there.

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  28. Anonymous3:11 PM

    Please. He just likes being around foreigners because it makes him feel infinitely more cultured than he actually is.

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  29. "The music is flowing, the wine is flowing, and everybody is talking in their own language."

    While Piddy is playing the skin flute.

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  30. How many Americans can he possibly know?

    He's just sucking up to the European press. What a loser.

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  31. They have better "rolls" over there (MDMA for you newbies) - that's what I'm guessing.

    If that's the case, I don't blame him - Ecstasy is a HELL of a drug!

    /they probably have more pure RC's & hallucinogens as well.

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  32. He and Gwyneth could have a great conversation about this. Blech.

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  33. Dear France

    Please feel free to keep this idiot.

    Thank You

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  34. Yeah P-Squiddly, cos' there's no crack or meth in France... Just like all French men wear berets snd all French women are thin. Riiiight. Idiot.
    I think his 'brain' has suffered sunstroke from spending too long on some Eurotrash's superyacht.

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  35. This is the same man who said "We don't want no bitch-asses working fo' Bad Boy."
    I'm all for him taking his label, his show, his Bad Boy's, his fart-bubble perfume and his 5 or 6 kids and their respective mothers with him to whichever European country that will have him.
    Au Revoir!

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  36. Anonymous9:48 AM

    A Jackass AND the maturity level of a 13 year old girl. At least my sister-in-law eventually grew out of her obsession with all things Parisian (she's still never left N America) and worship of all who speak with a French accent.

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  37. Guess this means he won't be partying in Birmingham, Ala., anytime soon.

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