Wednesday, December 02, 2009

Diddily Piddily On HSN - The Video

Last week I told you that Diddily Piddily was going to be on HSN selling his fragrances. Well, it happened and I have 15 minutes of Diddily Piddily at his smarmiest. I suggest you take this in very small doses. It is probably the only way you can handle such quotes as, "If we as men act as kings, we will respect our women as queens." While that is true, I don't think Diddily Squiddily actually believes what he is saying. Fans did call in and got to talk to him after they bought stuff. Hopefully they returned it all the next day.

Oh, and lest you think this is just some celebrity fragrance, it really isn't. Nope. According to Puffy Wuffy "This is not a celebrity fragrance. This is a designer luxury fragrance. I went into the fragrance lab and designed this to a particular taste level. I have a very sensitive nose."

Yeah, well my nose smells BS. He probably smelled a bunch of choices and said yes to one of them and it was finished. He makes it seem like he was in there late at night with test tubes and a notebook trying to find the perfect scent. A-hole.



29 comments:

  1. Anonymous11:38 AM

    LOL@BS scent hahahaha

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  2. he's legend in his own mind... asshole!

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  3. mp way am i subjecting myself to 15 min. of p. doody...especially since it sounds like he's pronouncing 'strength' as 'stremf', and i just can't take it.

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  4. I just want to know when he's gonna open the Puffy Diddles University, offering degrees in chemistry, fashion design, dramatic arts, lethal concert promotion, culinary arts, and club gunfighting.

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  5. yeah, i can just see him in his white lab coat sweating over those test tubes.
    i hate this self-important dickhead.

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  6. No thanks, I'm eating right now...

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  7. I could only get as far as 27 seconds into this piece of crap.

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  8. I hate him, but I honestly don't see why people love Snoop Dogg and hate Diddy. They are essentially the same: misogynistic windbags with their head up their own asses.

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  9. I swear I thought that was Kate Gosselin at first glance. As for Diddy, yeah he's a prick, but he is one hell of a business man.

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  10. He is SUCH a DB. Ugh...

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  11. Does he know that Sean and John are the same name? I think he should add "Giovanni"and make it a trifecta.

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  12. Does anyone remember that movie Boomerang with Eddie Murphy? I'm thinking he pulled a Grace Jones. In that movie she wanted a fragrance that smelled like her pussy. I imagine the meeting he had with his people went the same way - he wants his crotch smell on everyone.

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  13. I don't think Snoop takes himself as seriously as Puffy Wuffy.

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  14. "They are essentially the same: misogynistic windbags with their head up their own asses."

    indeed.

    boomerang is a classic!

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  15. Well, I made it to 1 minute and 28 seconds whilst eating my toast (morning in Australia) and without barfing, RECORD!

    I think the woman deserves a pay rise for stating, quite convincingly and with a straight face, that she loved the ad. I would like to know if she was watching the same Zoolander type douche ad that I was, but kudos to her.

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  16. @Pookie: "sounds like he's pronouncing 'strength' as 'stremf', and i just can't take it."

    Laughing. So. Hard. You made my day!

    I made it to 1:10. What's my prize?

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  17. For some reason I find Snoop amusing, but Puff Daddy (P Diddy, Diddly Piddly, whatever) completely annoying. I agree with sunnyside that he doesn't seem to take himself as seriously. Plus, he has always reminded me of a Doberman and they are one of my favorite animals (I had one growing up). ;-)

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  18. All that child support weighing him down...he has to stay on his hustle....!!

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  19. My sister opened a magazine in checkout line. It had his perfume
    in it and I believe her words were
    "It reeks."

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  20. Snoop seems to get the joke, where Diddy does not AT ALL.

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  21. I watched this last night and even called a friend to get her opinion on how stoned he looked. They were selling robes..

    Not about to watch the clip, so not sure if this is in the clip or not, but he does say that he wears both fragrances at once. In other words, to truly smell like diddy you have to buy not one.. but TWO of his fragrances. Wonder how many people changed their order because of this comment.

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  22. One other comment, why does the cohost look like she's going clubbing? Typically they are in sweater sets.

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  23. Anonymous4:08 PM

    We will respect women as queens indeed. Nameless queens who fawn over him three at a time. Oh, and must remain nearly naked at all times. And they'd better keeptheir mouthes shut!

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  24. This reminds me of a story from the onion a few years back:)

    http://www.theonion.com/content/node/29660

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  25. @Lana's Blog - EXACTLY. Piddly is so far up his own ass that he doesn't realize how effing pompous he looks.

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  26. Anonymous2:04 AM

    Sorry, Enty, but I cannot watch a single second. That blastard is vile.

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