On Christmas afternoon I was feeling comfortably numb from a morning of Bloody Mary's and a lunch filled with bottomless mimosas when I decided to go online just for a second. I told myself I wouldn't go to any gossip sites and just would check the news and some scores. Well there was nothing I could do when I saw Charlie Sheen's ugly mug shot staring at me. For those of you who have stayed unplugged all weekend, here is what happened.
Supposedly on Christmas Eve, Charlie and Brooke began what was an epic bender. Ignoring the fact they have nine month old twins and a history of drinking issues, they got tanked. They started fighting. Well, apparently the next morning they continued to fight and instead of opening Christmas presents with the kids, Charlie pulled out a knife and threatened Brooke. Brooke called the Aspen cops who came over and arrested Charlie. Charlie got out of jail later in the day and started spinning faster than Lindsay can steal a purse.
Charlie's people spread so much stuff out there that at one point Brooke was telling the cops none of it was true and she didn't know why Charlie had been arrested. No matter the spin, remember this. Charlie Sheen is such a prick that he got arrested at 8:30 a.m. on Christmas. The first Christmas of his twins and he spent in jail. No, they won't remember but they will know.
I guess he's the blind item from the 16th:
ReplyDeleteThis Hollywood bad boy had supposedly cleaned up his act. However, his wife has been consulting very quietly with a prominent divorce attorney, and has also been asking a lot of questions around town about their stock portfolio and bank accounts. We’ve heard it’s because her husband’s former bouts with both substance abuse and the kind of sex that requires a fat bank account have made comeback. While he is working and he still has the fat bank account, he has lost his grip on both fidelity and sobriety. His wife has had enough, and has her foot halfway out the door. Dude, you’d better get your act together before she takes you to the cleaners, because your PR people are going to have a tough time spinning you out of this one. The girl may be pretty, but – in case it hasn’t dawned on you yet – she sure isn’t dumb.
sounds like they are already living separately with her in CO and he still in LA. What awful people to not be focused on their children and their first Christmas. To go on such a bender that she's still blowing a .14 the following morning.
ReplyDeleteNice catch @Little Red!
i was thinking of that same blind Little Red Leo! Sounds pretty accurate to me....
ReplyDeleteThose poor boys ... let's hope Brooke gets her act together, too.
ReplyDeleteHe needs to stop marrying and making babies.
ReplyDeleteStay with porn stars and hookers, man!
I think he has a personality disorder,seriously!! I don't think he could stay married to anybody. He and Tiger need to get divorced. Then they can just go f**ck anything their heart desires. It would be much cheaper for both of them..
ReplyDeleteHow is it that this skeezeball is the highest paid actor on television? I think there are far better actors out there.
ReplyDeleteTalk about rewarding bad behavior.
I feel sorry for the babies.I'm sure Brooke thought she could change him. Silly woman! Did being with Charlie drive her to drink or did she have issues before then? I am sure this marriage is over. Hop aboard the Tiger train.
ReplyDeleteOh and I forgot to say that I am really looking forward to the reveals.
ReplyDeleteshe was three times as drunk as he was. in fact, he wasn't technically drunk at all. so i'm not jumping on the 'go, brooke' or 'poor brooke' train.
ReplyDeletei hope the nanny was sober, at least.
charlie's a mess but that's a well known fact. i'm suspicious of any woman who hooks up with him. but she's got those twins so she'll come out of this with money. i just don't feel too sorry for her.
i'm only sorry they reproduced. charlie needs to get clipped.
He needs to emulate Gerard Butler - no wife and fucks everything within visual range. Gerry's doin' it right. Why get married?
ReplyDeleteMICHAELA...YOU GOT IT RIGHT !
ReplyDeleteI'm not sure exactly how their relationship started, since I didn't care, however, she seems as much to blame as he is. She jumped on his wallet as soon as he was available and trashed his ex-wife to anyone who would listen and now she's getting shit faced on her newborns' first Christmas, one of which had heart problems, is that right?
ReplyDeleteFuck them both. They're nothing but a couple of degenerate pigs who can't even keep their composure for their sake of their INFANT children.
You know, for awhile I thought maybe he was misjudged, that nobody could actually get along with Denise Richards and maybe there was a good guy inside there and he would reform and be a good husband and father. I was wrong. He's a sh*thead.
ReplyDeleteThis is not to say Brooke is the innocent party. She's a sh*thead too.
ReplyDeleteAnd meanwhile he'll continue to be one of the highest paid actors on tv.
ReplyDeleteSuch white trash...
they are BOTH the assholes here no matter who spins what where. nine month old twins and having reason to take breathalyzers at 8:30 on christmas morning? for shame.
ReplyDeleteCharlie Sheen is nothing less than a violent sociopath with too many addictions to list. He needs to stop making babies with golddiggers. For crissake, Charlie, get a vasectomy and stay single.
ReplyDeleteSorry, but ANYONE who marries Charlie Sheen is as big a fuck-up as he is. Too bad they've already procreated.
ReplyDeleteWhoa. I was away from the internet and gossip in general for the last week- I was having withdrawal symptoms.
ReplyDeleteAnywho, when I read about Charlie Sheen's Christmas, I also thought instantly of the blind from the 16th... I thought it was him and this pretty much clinches it in my opinion.
What a douchebag of such epic proportions.
Yes, Denise must feel vindicated on this one.
ReplyDeleteThe guy is insane, his wife probably too. But remember he's the one who pulled a knife on the current wife, chocked and pushed the ex-wife when pregnant. Oh and "accidently" shot his former fiance (Kelly Preston) in the arm. With that history who would even agree to a date with him.
ReplyDeleteLets be real: Noone truly changes.
ReplyDeleteRobert Downey Jr is still an addict. However, i'm willing to bet his addictions have transferred over to healthy living much like Anthony Kiedis.
So when Mueller blows a .14 on Christmas morning and Enty is bashing on Sheen I feel the need to point something out:
When you marry someone like Sheen you know what you're signing up for.
She signed up for the cash and the publicity.
Lets stop acting like these are two high school sweethearts who were the prime example of true love.
Anyone who marries a guy known for banging anything and everything probably isnt the most normal person, Right?
i hope they yank his show off the air..it is horrible and was never funny unless you're into misogyny and fart jokes..
ReplyDeleteCharlie Sheen is and always will be a total Skeeze.
I agree with Hello, It's Me...
ReplyDeleteMy late husband used to complain about his crazy ex wife and how bad she was as a mother. I used to tell him "what do you expect when you have a child with a crazy person?"
Of course, I felt very sorry for my stepdaughter, as I do for Charlie and Brooke Sheen's children. The kids are the ones that really suffer in these situations.
"When you marry someone like Sheen you know what you're signing up for."
ReplyDeleteThat says it all.
My husband and I never hardly get "trashed" but if he is having a few, then I definitely don't and vice versa. Just in case some unforseen accident were to happen then one of us can be sober and normal.
ReplyDeleteEven if I had a nanny, I wouldn't go all out and get trashed with my hubby. Especially not on their first Christmas.
PS Sporky, did you ever read my message to you about the question you asked?
I agree penelope, it's sad that these tiny babies will never remember their parents as happy. And somehow I'll bet their parents won't notice or admit the psychological damage they have done and probably will do to their children.
ReplyDeleteNot saying they're doomed, but they would definitely be high risk with these two as parents.
The chronically selfish should NOT have babies.
I hope the babies are healthy and she wasn't drinking the whole time she carried them.
ReplyDeleteThey are both selfish a-holes. Who does this on their babies first X-mas? Christmas with small kids is magic. Charlie and Brooke need to grow the hell up and get over themselves already.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/12/28/charlie-sheen-911-call-br_n_405341.html
ReplyDeleteHere's the 911 call.
How soon will we be hearing from Denise Richards?
ReplyDeleteSo the previous blind says she's not dumb......but this editorial, that gets in between a drunken couple, would insult my intelligence by trying to tell me to believe that "Charlie's people spread so much stuff that Brooke was telling the cops none of it was true"
ReplyDeleteThat's a ludicrous attempt at painting her as a bigger victim than she probably already is and detracts from any credibility I would've given the editorial to begin with.
No excuse for not walking away, none. Also no excuse for painting a story that is embellished towards one slant to the point of being stupidly false.
At this point you only know what she said in a classic "he said, she said" story.
I don't know if he did that, or she recanted because it was a lie to begin with, but I do know piling other lies on top of her story doesn't help her cause.
No matter what really happened, you know Denise is deliriously happy about this gossip.
ReplyDeleteI'm seriously shocked that TMZ hasn't gotten a call from Denise RIchards yet.
ReplyDeleteTMZ updated the site with this:
ReplyDeletehttp://www.tmz.com/2009/12/28/police-report-charlie-sheen-brooke-mueller-domestic-arrest-violence-cops/
It's freakin' crazy.
I don't know what type of woman in her right mind would marry Charlie Sheen. And, I don't know how credible either is, but if this account is true it is way effed up.
wth is up w/ all this christmastime violence?
ReplyDeletethose poor babies deserve better parents.
I agree with everyone that is thinking about the babies. Hope she saves enough to pay for their therapy. Come to think of it, I bet there are a lot of child therapists in Hollyweird.
ReplyDeleteSunnyside, the problem is, most Hollyweird therapists are even more f*cked up than their clients.
ReplyDeleteWhat mother of infants, defenseless babies is alcohol impaired twice the legal limit to drive at 8 am on Christmas MORNING? While he had alcohol in his system he was no where near legally impaired, neither parent drinking around babies is good but I would have to say he's never been a violent guy nor has any woman ever said he was violent with them even at his very lowest point, so again inclined to believe that he was pushing her off or away from him.
ReplyDeleteBrooke has a sketchy past herself and you do have to ask yourself what kind of woman would think Charlie would be a faithful mate, but if you are an alcoholic gold digger that isn't really what you care about. They both need to get sober and stay sober for those kids, all of the kids.
no woman has said he was violent? He has not been violent in the past?
ReplyDeleteReally? really?
Marriage shouldn't even be in this guys vocab lol. Hell would any woman even want that as a part time boyfriend (unless they were in it for the $$$)? He has patronized prostitutes the whole of his adult life and has absolutely no respect for women or himself. Purely a product of holywood entitlement.
ReplyDeletejax - i TOTALLY agree. that show is just horrible. i dont understand how it can be so popular
ReplyDeleteI'm with chihuahense
ReplyDeleteDickhead has gone on the record as being violent more than once.
She's shit as well but he is certainly no saint
i really did want him to be the good guy, not counting the penchant for protties, that is.
ReplyDeletewe usually have bloody marys or champagne/mimosas christmas morning, but to blow double the limit that early, who knows what else was going on?