Billy Corgan & Jessica Simpson ??!!??
E! Online has the shocker of the day. Well actually I guess the shocker of the day was that Tiger Woods has managed to keep the women count under a dozen. But in other shocking news, Jessica Simpson is dating Billy Corgan. Yes, the same Billy Corgan who was at the top of your iPod and now could be some kind of punchline to a joke. Really? I never saw Billy getting involved in a tabloid relationship. Oh sure there was the whole Tila Tequila debacle, but really, other than that he has been pretty good about not letting himself get dragged into this kind of situation.
The E! News source says the couple consider themselves to be officially dating. Neither rep would comment on the rumor probably because Joe Simpson was wondering how he could use this to his advantage and the people at Billy's were probably crying.
I have nothing against Jessica. I like her. I can say that and mean it. I don't particularly care for her dad and I think Ashlee could be the second coming of hell, but Jessica I like. I just don't like the idea of this relationship at all.
I always got a gay vibe from Billy and thought he would have come out by now, but he's had enough stories linking him to all sorts of women that my gaydar is clearly off.
ReplyDeleteWTF????? I can't get the image of his Ava Adore video/ now with a Jessica montage sequenced in, out of my head! Damn Damn Damn!
ReplyDeleteat least she should have a date for New Year's Eve.
ReplyDeleteStrange. I LOVE Billy. I'm okay with Jessica...But I cannot imagine them dating or what they heck they would talk about...
ReplyDeleteI have never gotten the gay vibe from him and I was completely obsessed with the Pumpkins in the 90's....
At least she's not dating Marilyn Manson, I guess...
ReplyDeleteIcecat, I'm with you on this one. I mean...good for them? but it's like Jennifer Coolidge's character in Best in Show.
ReplyDelete"We both like....soup...and talking, and...not talking."
If they are dating let's see how long this will last...
ReplyDeletethis will be interesting to watch. will billy suck all of the ditzy sunshine from jessica and spit it into the pits of hell? will jessica's steady stream of stupidity and country singing cause billy's head to spontaneously combust? who knows?
ReplyDeleteidk wth this post is about...i'm too busy loling @ "I think Ashlee could be the second coming of hell".
ReplyDeletebest. line. of. the. day.
teehee!
LOL@Carissa. I had forgotten that line. She is such a great actress.
ReplyDeleteDefine "date"...
ReplyDeleteunless the sex is great for her because Courtney Love used to say Corgan's a great f**ker with some imagination!
ReplyDeletestrange!i always believed he loved brunettes(ex-wife,ex-russian photographer girlfriend and gothic Courtney Love before(and after?) Cobain)
Haha. ITA 100% about Ashlee.
ReplyDeleteI'm not particularly fond of Jessica, but she is definitely the lesser of the two evils. I think she's been treated really poorly in the press in regard to her relationships - I hate them portraying her as some dejected old maid at age 29. It's a pretty sexist story line.
Weird.
ReplyDeleteseriously whut?
ReplyDeleteThis kind of hookup always makes me think of Better Off Dead.
ReplyDelete"Her? And him? That makes sense."
.....ppl dont much care for her because she showed how brilliant she was on her damn newlyweds show.....i still dont care for her now.
ReplyDeletePapa Joe will scare him off eventually. I don't like Jessica or the other Simpletons.
ReplyDeleteHey man, if they do it for each other, more power to them! Odder couples have gotten--and been--together a long time, such as Ric Ocasek and Paulina (she's smart, though...). But Billy might simply throw the meat to her like Jess supposedly likes.
ReplyDeleteAnd I'm glad Enty is kind to JS. Seems like she's not a bad person.
it is an odd coupling...but i like him...have you seen his twitter? he's a mellow mr. positivity. i can't hate.
ReplyDeleteI like Jessica, too. I think she gets treated more harshly in the press than she deserves. Several people I know saw her out and about shopping and eating while she was living in Nashville recording her country album. They all said that she was very normal, never called attention to herself, didn't travel with an entourage, and didn't have any "do you know who I am" attitude. They also said that she is very little which explains why her weight seems to swing up and down so quickly. If you're short, even five pounds can make you look suddenly very heavy.
ReplyDeleteI agree that Ashley is a nightmare, and Papa Joe is such a sleeze!
I don't mind JS at all, though she has been wearing baggy baggy clothes since everyone tore her apart last week for wearing that too small silver dress thingy. Hmm. She probably doesn't know who he is and thinks she is dating "the guy from Nirvana" or something dumb like that. Good for her though, at least he's not Tony Romo or Slutty Mayer. Thanks for mixing it up Jes, I am looking forward to reading about them together.
ReplyDeleteHaaa @bloodonthescreen! Too funny@nirvana reference! Amen.
ReplyDeleteYeah--if JS is only, what?--5ft. 2in.?--that IS tiny, and she can look fat as hell on camera very easily.
and oh yeah @pomme--didn't we hear a while back that Corgan has a big package?
Makes sense!
Or @RJ, whomever--sorry.
ReplyDeleteEveryone's good tonight...Woo Hooooo
She probably doesn't know who he is and thinks she is dating "the guy from Nirvana" or something dumb like that.
ReplyDeleteHA!
Well I hope they're happy for the 15 minutes they'll be together but my question is why is Jessica using what looks like a friggin' suitcase for a purse? How much shit do you have to carry around to warrant a bag that big?
Haha, I remember that she was looking for an "intellectual, spiritual and artistic" man so she wouldn't be so bored all the time.
ReplyDeleteFunny, I thought he only hung around porn chicks these days.
ReplyDeleteThat is just wrong.
ReplyDeleteROFL Carissa...totally Best in Show!! This is a travesty, people.
ReplyDeleteoh how the mighty have fallen...
ReplyDeletei mean Corgan, not Simpson.
Enty...what has changed dear? You all but hated the biotch for years??
ReplyDeletei like her, always have!
You'd think Courtney Love would have slurred something about this in her alien language on her Facebook page - she and Billy are super tight.
ReplyDeleteShe's probably still in shock, Caroline.
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