I am never big on the whole celebrities sharing with me their sex lives. Oh sure, if they have a sex tape I will probably watch, because, hey, I'm a guy and I feel like it is umm research for the site. But, I have never subscribed to the Jada Pinkett Smith school of wanting to know everytime and how a celebrity is screwing their partner. Save it for them or for your kids when they have pissed you off and you want to make them squeamish.
In a recent interview talking about how she feels at 71, Jane Fonda had this to say. "I owe 30 per cent (of my good looks) to genes, 30 per cent to good sex, 30 per cent because of sports and healthy lifestyle and for the remaining 10 per cent, I have to thank my plastic surgeon."
OK, so to me that was already too much sex talk because now I have Jane Fonda in my head and it isn't a pretty sight. It gets worse however. She really, really wants you to know she is having sex.
"I'm 71, but I'm happier, the sex is better and I understand life better. I don't want to be young again."
I'm happy she is having sex. I really am and I think that is great and wonderful and I am glad she is living her life. I just don't want to know about it or hear about it or think about it.
teehee @ justification of the 'research'!
ReplyDeleteI love that she credited her plastic surgeon. I'm guessing the percentages are off, though.
ReplyDeleteI know a lot of people hate her but I love Barefoot in the Park and her workout videos.
Bullshit. At least 90% is attributable to her plastic surgeon. Jane is one of those people who never got fractions or decimals in grade school.
ReplyDeleteShe's 71? She looks 85 in that photo.
ReplyDeleteYeah look very good for your age, but I'm with Enty, I don't wanna know about your sex life either, Jane.
ReplyDeleteEh, I don't care. She's not my favorite but more power to her. And she just admitted to 100% more surgery than any other woman in the biz. She looks pretty good for 71. I just hope I make it til then.
ReplyDeleteshe looks good for her age. it's clear that she knows when to leave the cosmetic surgery alone.
ReplyDeleteI just hope I'm having great sex at 71! And I am happy she attributed some of her looks to her plastic surgeon (albeit 10% is a little low).
ReplyDeleteBoo on Jane Fonda.
ReplyDeleteDon't think she needed to inform us that she is having sex. Should keep that private.
ReplyDeleteHopefully she isn't going to the Cloris Leachman school of shock humor for old broads.
ReplyDeleteGood for her. If she hadn't been such a dick in the 70s I would be even happier for her. Nothing wrong with letting people know that life doesn't stop after 70.
ReplyDeleteEnty was right. Way too much information. I really didn't need that visual.
ReplyDeletetmi Jane.
ReplyDeleteEh, of all older celebrities, she'd be one of the least offensive to think about sexually.
ReplyDeletei'm glad jane's healthy and happy and she looks great.
ReplyDeleteBUT, nobody wants to see your 71 year old arms, jane. try 3/4 sleeves, at least. even your plastic surgeon can't fix those.
Agreed, figgy. And she didn't go into graphic detail. I have no problem with this. Go, Jane!
ReplyDeleteWell, she's RIGHT. If you like sex, and want to keep having sex, but then aren't having sex for some reason...then you're not happy and therefore not entirely healthy.
ReplyDeleteYOU GO JANE, and a big shout-out to every other "older" person on this planet still fucking IF they want to fuck and are enjoying it!!!
My mom is older and looks better.
ReplyDeleteHas everyone forgotten how hot she was in Barbarella? She broke down the sex machine!
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