Verne Troyer's Latest Ex-Girlfriend Gets A Restraining Order
Verne Troyer doesn't seem to have the best luck with women. Last year his girlfriend at the time Ranae Shrider released a sex tape of the two of them which still haunts my dreams every night. Now, Verne's latest ex-girlfriend Yvette Monet has been granted a temporary restraining order against Verne because she fears for her life.
As fast as Verne's motorized wheelchair is, I don't think he can probably catch Yvette. She isn't so much concerned with Verne catching her as she is his entourage. Ever since the couple broke up, Verne calls her many times each day and says nasty things to her and has called her a hooker. Yvette is a former Miss Minnesota and is now working with an acting coach to help further her career. Probably a better choice than getting tongued by Verne Troyer everyday.
In court documents TMZ obtained, Yvette says that members of Verne's entourage carry guns and that many of his friends are policemen. She is afraid that Verne will order one of them to kill her. For one million dollars.
hee hee. that "one million dollars" part made it worth reading about verne troyer!
ReplyDelete". . . a better choice than getting tongued by Verne Troyer everyday."
ReplyDeleteI did not need that visual, tyvm!
Damn! Verne got a posse. Straight up gangsta.
ReplyDeleteLol @ For one million dollars!
ReplyDeletePlease. This is a transparent attempt to get her name out there. Lame.
I saw stills of that VT sex tape. There isn't enough bleach in the world to clean it from my brain.
Blergh. Wouldn't touch him with a ten foot pole, not even for one meeeellion dollars.
ReplyDeleteWhat woman in her right mind would have anything to do with him? Oh wait - she wants to be an actress.
ReplyDeleteI was a communications major and hung out with the theater crowd in college. I loved the technical stuff but never ever ever wanted to act. I found almost everyone one who did to be pretentious narcissists.
Yuck. Just. Yuck.
ReplyDeleteCouldn't she just step on him? Problem solved.
ReplyDeleteI just got this funny visual of him chasing after her in his scooter. Maybe that makes me a horrible person, but it certainly made me chuckle.
ReplyDeleteUgh who would even admit to dating Verne Troyer much less actually go out with him.
ReplyDeleteHow can Verne Troyer help her become an actress? Isn't he F-list??? What are these girls thinking?
ReplyDeleteBoy she's cute but the idea of Vern's sinewy tongue in her mouth makes me want to vomit
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