Sometimes there are stories that you just know in your brain are probably not true, but you so hope they are because they are the best story ever. The National Enquirer has such a story this week and it is about Khloe Kardashian and how all of the Los Angeles Lakers WAGS hate her.
Apparently it all started when Khloe demanded court side tickets not only for herself but for whatever members of her family she chooses to invite that day. She says she deserves them because she is bringing publicity to the team.
Wait though this gets so much better.
At a recent game, security guards escorted Vanessa Bryant and her daughter to the bathroom and Khloe turned to her mom and said, "Why don't I have bodyguards? I'm more famous than her!"
Brilliant! God, I hate her.
And yet I hate Vanessa Bryant even more.
ReplyDelete2nd that
ReplyDeleteShe actually thinks the Lakers - the LAKERS! - need the sort of publicity she can bring them? I want some of her drugs.
ReplyDeleteThat's hot.
ReplyDeletebring on the locusts.
ReplyDeleteShe's an idiot.
ReplyDeleteShe turned to her MOM? What a (married) brat.
ReplyDeleteI can't stand Vanessa.
ReplyDeleteAs much as I hate Vanessa Bryant I know she probably keeps a razor blade on her. Khloe should step back.
ReplyDeleteher head is shaped like a watermelon.
ReplyDeleteyou know who i hate? i hate their mom. she raised these spoiled, talentless, amoral brats.
ReplyDeleteIs he under contract to only wear t-shirts that feature illustrations of wolves that look like van art circa 1977?
ReplyDelete@hotchacha...I've wondered that myself. I can hear Khloe saying this, but I don't believe the story.
ReplyDeleteI know everyone will jump all over me, but she reminds me of a young Priscilla Presley.
ReplyDeleteOk. go ahead.
I believe it.
ReplyDeleteteehee hotchacha 'van art circa 1977'! he needs to stop w/ the wolf shirts. seriously.
ReplyDeleteso, they're married now fo' real?
Die, Kardashians, die!
ReplyDeleteMy first response was that , of course, Khloe is certainly larger herself than most of the bodyguards.
ReplyDeleteBut, aside from the fact the the lil' Bryant was there, the difference is this:
Vanessa is famous because she is married to the far-far-more-famous-than-Odem Kobe.
Khloe is famous by her own choice, and actively cultivates her fame to make money. She is responsible for her own celebrity and therefore, security.
Stupid bitch. Has she nothing else to think about than her personal fame caste system?
Don't even get me started in her thinking that the Lakers don't have someone far more interesting to give courtside tickets to. o m g
I saw one episode of the Kardashians and never saw another. Her father took one of them to buy a car and there were several great Mercedes to choose from. The daughter cared less about any aspect but the price tag...she wanted the one with the biggest sticker price. Both parents failed there, in my opinion.
ReplyDelete@libby amen!!!!
ReplyDelete1. Vanessa has tons more $
ReplyDelete2. Someone may actually want to attempt to rape Vanessa.