Friday, November 13, 2009

Ted C Blind Item

Poor Judas Jack-Off. He now has it as bad as permanently closeted movie star Toothy Tile. Only, I fear Judas is not even pretending to be happy, quite unlike Toothy.

Remember, our very handsome and very unkind Judas is still trying to get the ditched BF to have sex, all the while out prancing to the gullible world with his gorgeous girlfriend—whenever there's an available photo op, that is.

But whereas Toothy actually likes hanging with the beard at home and out with the kids, Judas doesn't, at least not as much.

Maybe that's the reason Judas has suggested to the GF, whom he glumly now lives with, that they should both take up...

...flying. As in, in a plane. As in 37,000 feet in the air. These two beauties are supposed to take their lives in their own hands, all 2012-like, and fly over Los Angeles like it's a damn movie set, or something?

Now, either this is a true effort on Judas' part to make their prearranged living arrangement genuinely more exciting (i.e., bearable), or Mr. J.J. is planning on using one of those parachutes that go up with these schooling planes and jumping off with his after the dimpled girlfriend's chute suddenly disappears, or better, yet, malfunctions?

It's all just too weird, too much. The sudden interest in having a hobby together (and a life-threatening one, at that), after getting shacked up in a living sitch Judas has never wanted to be in the first place. What's up, Judey?

But then, some guys are just p--sies when their managers and their agents tell them to stay put and figure out how to make it look real. Know what I mean, Toothy?

Don't go up in that plane with Judas whatever you do, girlfriend!

And It Ain't: Jake Gyllenhaal, Lance Armstrong, Matthew McConaughey

47 comments:

  1. I always suspect Hayden C. for these. All the ain'ts have long last names. Ted just HAD to type Jake's name somewhere in there, so the other 2 friends being on there is pretty cute.

    Are there earlier blinds about Judas? I'm too busy right now.

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  2. Sometimes I think the only way to figure out who JJ is, is to get all six degrees of separation on the "and it aint"'s.

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  3. I thought it was Hayden, too - but aren't they living in Ontario?

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  4. Jake G? I am confused.

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  5. @Libby-- I feel the same way. Maybe Hayden C.

    I never care enough about Ted C's blind items to check the facts.

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  6. I thought that Toothy Tile was Jake G? The deal with having a girlfriend and kids leads that to being Reese and her kids, doesn't it?

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  7. Clooney isn't unkind, but he's my first thought.

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  8. "But whereas Toothy actually likes hanging with the beard at home and out with the kids..."

    More support for Jake G as Toothy.

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  9. why in the world would he think learning to fly is life-threatening? And "parachutes in these schooling planes"? Silly bombast.

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  10. Kim, Jake is an ain't. And did anyone else pick up on the "kids"? Toothy's beard has kids plural. Reese has two and is dating Jake. I think that's as close to a reveal as we will ever get on Toothy.

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  11. OK...I see several people caught it too.

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  12. RE: Ted C's... He now has it as bad as permanently closeted movie star Toothy Tile.

    A few weeks ago didn't Ted C say TT was so depressed he was on the verge of coming out?!

    Jake G for the sure.

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  13. Ahh... I've been out of the Ted C blind game for a while. So Jake G is Toothy? Got it. Why were they at Gorilla Coffee in Park Slope the other day "canoodling?" Is it all for his image? Why would Reece tolerate that?

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  14. Re: Jake G for the sure.

    I meant for Toothy Tile.

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  15. KLM, probably because it keeps her in the gossip circles.

    Re this one, Hayden sounds best I suppose, but wasn't Bilson the BI virgin? I'm confused but then again it's Friday night already.

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  16. When I searched the web for Judas Jack-Off I came across the following in Blind Items Exposed:

    * Update 11/3/09 - For Judas Jack Off: Ted has eliminated Joe Jonas, Robert Pattinson, Jake Gyllenhaal, Ryan Reynolds, Zac Efron, Milo Ventimiglia, Chad Michael Murray, Kellan Lutz, Taylor Kistch, Chris Evans, Chris Pine, Orlando Bloom, Zac Efron, Benjamnin McKenzie, Brandon Routh, Ryan Seacrest, Michael C. Hall, Robert Buckley, Keanu Reeves, Ed Westwick, Ryan Reynolds, Bradley Cooper, Gale Harold, Matt Dallas, Nick Jonas, Tom Welling, Jonathan Rhys Meyers, Josh Peck.

    According to that list Hayden is still in the running.

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  17. Anonymous12:10 PM

    Over at Ted's site, everyone is pissed because it's not the two guys from Supernatural. No one is guessing Hayden.

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  18. But would y'all say that Rachel Bilson is 'dimpled'?

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  19. Anonymous12:17 PM

    Were Jensen and Jared notted yet? It's weird a good portion of that fan base wants two brothers to get it on.

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  20. Agreed, Hayden C.

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  21. Anonymous1:03 PM

    This is driving me nuts! The three "And It Ain'ts" are all friends, and athletic and hosted the ESPYs a couple of years ago, and Matthew Mc and Jake both, at one time, wanted to play Lance Armstrong in his biopic. (Seems Matt Damon got the part.)

    I don't get an athletic feeling from Hayden, but I can't find a name to replace him that hasn't already been discarded by Ted. UGH!!

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  22. Anonymous1:17 PM

    J. Cusack's in the new "2012" movie.

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  23. Booster Seat, perhaps her hiney is, lol.

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  24. My guesses: Toothy Tile is Jake G., Gray Goose (supposedly swings both ways) is Reese, and JJ is probably Hayden C.

    Who can keep track of the stupid names Ted gives these numerous supposed closeted homos?

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  25. Yeah, I would think of Bilson as dimpled.

    And this one has smacked of HC for a long time.

    And agreed that TT is just about 99.99% outed here as Jakey G.

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  26. And if I lived in the H'Wood realm and was Bisexual, I'd probably want a bearded life too.

    We are all entitled to a happy family life while having other sexual proclivities, IMO.

    Open arrangements can make for very happy lives.

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  27. i know that these people are NOT gay because a friend of mine works or has worked for them:
    vin deisel
    john cusack
    jeremy piven
    ben stiller

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  28. isn't Vin Diesel gay?

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  29. ^ that's not what I heard about Vin. lol

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  30. Tooty always is Jake Guyllenhaal
    his beard always is Reese S.
    Judas is ...Bradley Cooper :he's over 30(like the 3 "it ain't"),he likes sports(i alwxays saw candids he went to gym but does he like bicycle?)

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  31. @Rakesh: i "knew" a french executive worked on "babylon AD" set in Pragues who said Diesel never worked before 10 AM because he parties too much in gay clubs(and he was a real diva)

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  32. Hey pomme, are you "plum" on BlindGossip? You write similarly.

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  33. Anonymous2:50 PM

    Jensen and Jared have never been "notted". People assume it isn't them because neither one has been seen out a lot with their now fiancees and neither one of them seem to be ready to take flying lessons.

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  34. Anonymous2:57 PM

    Could Toothy Tile be Toby McGuire?? Isn't he gay?

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  35. @Pomme, LOL I have friends who are in L.O.V.E. w/Vin Diesel, I tell them unless they magically grow penis' he won't give them the time of day.

    Unless ofc they're his next beard.

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  36. Anonymous3:58 PM

    Hayden's been talking about flying lessons for a while now ! and Rachel even said in an interview, how she once held the controls of a plane ! JJO has to be Hayden, right ?

    So will they actually make it to the altar ? Or is this charade finally running its course.

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  37. Sounds like Hayden C to me...so why not?

    Vin is so gay. I thought that was common knowledge. Bradley C was practically outted by Lainey as being gay, but I'm not sure this blind is him.

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  38. Anonymous4:50 PM

    From http://www.hayden-christensen.com:
    The actor is taking flying lessons and, when he receives his pilot's licence, he plans to build a landing strip on the property as a prelude to more flying adventures.

    "My ultimate dream is getting a float plane and exploring parts of Canada I've never been to. That gets me excited," he said.

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  39. Anonymous6:34 PM

    @littlemanwhatnow
    I've worked with people that I never would have guessed were gay until someone told me.

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  40. I still think that Saarsgard is in there somewhere. Maybe bi.

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  41. While Hayden C sounds like the best option, I want to throw out another name: Austin Nichols.

    It is often hinted that he is gay and Sophia Bush is bearding for him. She is most definitely dimpled and he is supposedly Jake G's BFF.
    http://justjared.buzznet.com/2009/04/13/jake-gyllenhaal-austin-nichols-bicycles/
    For awhile they were always out riding bikes together, around the time that Matt McC and Lance A were also being grouped in with them.

    However, for the most part Sophia and Austin live in Wilmington for the filming of One Tree Hill (not LA). Since they work together, it seems odd that they wouldn't get along or that he would be so unhappy.

    Just throwing it out there...
    Ju

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  42. Anonymous9:04 PM

    Austin Nichols is Grey Goose. Ted keeps the same BV name for people.

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  43. the ain't's made me think Owen Wilson...

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  44. re: Jared and Jensen - Jared got engaged in 2008, and still isn't married, mmmm long engagement

    Austin fits alot of the clues, he bikes with JG, and the aint's all bike
    He was in the Day After Tmorrow, and Ted references 2012
    Ted says the beard is gorgeous, and that says Sophia Bush over Rachel Bilson (sorry Rach)

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  45. Well then if Austin Whomever is Judas, who is grey goose?

    I'm sure this is Hayden. Et j'aime jus de pomme ;)

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  46. My immediate thought was Spencer and Heidi.

    That might be because I want it to be him, but he's certainly not very nice, and there's that whole photo op comment - no one has EVER whored it up for the camera like those two...

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