Miley Cyrus got a welcome shock back to reality this past week in New York. According to The NY Post, Miley and a friend walked into a burger place and ordered some food. The guy taking the order asked Miley for her name and she said, "Are you serious? You don't recognize me? I'm Miley Cyrus."
Now why should some old guy behind a counter recognize Miley Cyrus? True, he could love child porn and have seen her almost porn web images. Even if the guy has kids that are in Miley's demographic why on earth should he be able to recognize her. Sure, if she came in wearing hardly any clothing while carrying a portable stripper pole, and smacking on some gum, the rest of us might know, but why should he?
Note to celebrities or people who think they are famous. Umm, you are not the center of the universe. Just because you have 1 billion fans still leaves about 75% of the world clueless to who you are or what you look like.
I want you to read what Miley wrote and imagine her smacking the gum with that southern accent of hers. I can see her saying it. There would have been four or five likes, but this is close.
I had never even heard of her until me and my fiancee got together and I watched Hannah Montana for the first time!
ReplyDeletei loathe her...
ReplyDeleteim an elementary school teacher and the girls just torture me with slutty cyrus. between hannah montana and her 'music' this little skankerella makes me want to pull my hair.
what kills me is these little girls i teach LOOK UP to her and WANT TO BE LIKE HER. i dont blame them b/c slutty is kind of forced down their throats but she is such a terrible role model for young girls!
yes, ladies it is totally acceptable to take provocative pictures of yourself and post them online! yes, girls, it is okay to dance on a stripper pole when your underage! and yes, ladies, it is totally okay to act like a spoiled entitled little brat!
ugh - wish she would fall of the face of the earth
haha, when i lived in austin matthew mcsomethingoranother was a notorious don't you know who i am-er (and gross guy in bars and clubs).
ReplyDeletei always say, if you have to ask then the person either does not know who you are (so maybe you're not as big a deal as you think) or they don't give a shit who you are (you're definitely not as big a deal as you think).
this little girl is on a quick downward spiral and doesn't even know it. how sad.
ReplyDeleteLOl @ "skankerella". I hereby make a motion that this be Miley's new CDAN alias. Can I get a second?
ReplyDelete:-D
More like 85% automatically says the engineer in me.
ReplyDeleteWhy would she expect some older person on the wrong coast to recognize her?
I smell another waste of space post...
ReplyDeletei'll second your idea Lisa(original)
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i'm on the skankerella name train! toot toot!
ReplyDeleteFinally, a reality check that didn't bounce.
ReplyDeleteHowever, I do wonder if after hearing that she threw a tantrum.
After all, she *is* Miley Cyrus.
Skankerella... the most inspired name she will ever be called. Gets my vote.
ReplyDelete*raises hand for Skankarella vote*
ReplyDeleteThe person who brought her little world crashing down around her because he didn't recognize her smushy pillface deserves a medal or three. I usually don't agree with a lot of what Lainey posts, but when she mentioned this morning what happened I couldn't help but applaud - this is what happens when a kid doesn't get proper discipline because and their parents are CONSTANTLY telling them every little thing they do is so "special".
*vomit*
I'm for Skankerella as well... *LOL*
ReplyDeleteI can't stand this girl. The way she talks and acts...the sound of her voice makes my nipples disappear into my boobs.
Skankerella it is....it pains me that my 10 year old niece is Miley Crazy - what is my brother thinking. Might as well look up to Mary Carey
ReplyDeleteI'm on the skankerella train! She makes my teeth itch...
ReplyDeleteI'm so glad my DD is too old to like Skankerella.
ReplyDeleteI would not know her if - as they say - I ran into her. She does not have a distinctive look. Sit in the parking lot of a local high school. She would blend right in.
Self-entitled brat.
ReplyDeleteI would prefer "Hillbilly skankarella". What pains me most is that I have that t-shirt she's wearing in this pic. Sigh.
ReplyDeleteHer teeth look weird. Are the bottom her teeth or is that gum???
ReplyDeleteShe is an idiot just like her father.
Even funnier is when people who only have a few fans do it. I live in Austin and a guy who has a small part on Friday Night Lights was a trainer at the gym where I work. He brought his child into the child care where I work. I asked him is name and he said, "You don't know me?" We looked at him blankly. He said "I'm Coach Spivey, the African-American coach on FNL! They let me use my own name! You've never seen me?!" Uh, no.
ReplyDeleteSylvia, that's gum. As a true hillbilly, she thinks everyone needs to know what's in her mouth when she's eating or chewing gum. Yuck.
ReplyDeleteI call BS to this story. How many people ask you your name when you are ordering a burger? You are known as a Jr Bacon Cheeseburger to go or Customer number 4....no one gives a flying fuck who it is doing the ordering.
ReplyDeleteActually, I have a regular pizza place that asks for my name and then calls it out when my pizza is ready.
ReplyDeleteDoes she want all extra attention? Does she really want the burger guy to shout out "Miley Cyrus" when her food is ready? Wouldn't most celebs just call themselves Anna or something so people don't know who they are?
ReplyDeleteShe looks ordinary
ReplyDeleteWith that being said, I'd be THRILLED that no one recognized me.
All that fame would eventually get annoying and irritating.
RocketQueen, my pizza place calls out names as well.
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