Shamanbear Is A Brave Reader

I noticed today in the comments that a reader named Shamanbear not only watched the entire Miley Cyrus video from yesterday but also counted every use of the word like in the 8 minute video.

According to Shamanbear, "ignoring incidents where the word "like" was used to indicate that she did in fact enjoy something she used the word "like" as a filler syllable approximately 70 times in almost 8 minutes. If you edited out all the "likes" and "uhms", the clip would only have been 42 seconds long."

Thank you Shamanbear. Now, according to my math that would be almost 9 "likes" a minute or one every six seconds for the entire 8 minutes. That is phenomenal. Now, in a 1.75 liter bottle of booze there are 60 shots which means that in less than 8 minutes, you and a group of your friends can be drunk by playing this game that is sweeping the nation. OK, not really the nation, but it is really popular in my basement.