Johnny Depp is your sexiest man alive for 2009 and gets the top spot.
Meanwhile last year's winner Hugh Jackman seems to be taking it all in stride. Ha, I crack myself up.
Long time no see in the photos for Billy Crudup.
Is Baz Luhrman looking at the floor or down the dress?
Someone linked to these pictures in the comments yesterday and I just couldn't resist posting them. Who would you rather kiss? Brittany Murphy's husband or Verne Troyer? It kind of looks like she is expecting tongue which makes this even worse.
I didn't even recognize Christina Aguilera who is filming scenes from her new movie.
Looks a little windy in the UK for Claire Danes, but the hair isn't being affected.
Scratch that.
Danny Devito introducing Tim Burton at the MOMA.
Helena Bonham Carter was not trying to reenact Sweeney Todd.
Johnny Depp was there with that guy from Fiddler On The Roof. Oh wait that is Patti Smith.
Mary Kate & Ashley have been trying to duplicate but never succeeding in pulling off the Helena Bonham Carter look.
Ed Westwick, Blake Lively & Chace Crawford.
And one more of Johnny Depp for good measure.
That is an ugly picture of the SMA. Couldn't they find one that actually looked like him? Johnny Depp is a good looking guy. Now I am just mad.
ReplyDeleteI just cannot take anything the Olsons produce as 'fashion' seriously when they dress like that.
ReplyDeleteHelena Bonham Carter is so wonderfully wacky.
I didn't need to see those photos of BM's husband again - did anyone else see the one of his ass crack coming out of his jeans - shudder.
Hooray for Johnny forever.
I don't believe wardrobe ever has to dress HBC for her period pieces, she just wears what she has at home.
ReplyDeletePatti Smith is JUST Pattie Smith
Xtina is in a movie?!?! Who knew she could act?!?!
Poor Britney Murphy, if only she would just pay him the hush money, make him sign a confidentiality agreement and get the incriminating evidence he has on her she would be free from that horrific relationship
you guys are so wrong for criticizing bm's hubby.
ReplyDeleteSpencer Pratt was robbed for SMA.
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meh johnny depp.
ReplyDeleteyum hugh jackman!
wth happened to billy c.?
eep britney. love really is blind.
wow christina!
lol @ olsens channeling hbc.
Yeah, it's hella windy here at the moment, Enty.
ReplyDeleteSadly, Depp does nothing for me but well done him.
Brittany - yuck.
pretty please...can i get some dave keuning pics sometimes? add don cheadle to the list too.
ReplyDeleteJohnny Depp is beautiful. Doesn't do it for me but I sure do like to watch him act.
ReplyDeleteLove Johnny Depp! Thanks for the double posting, Enty! I heard "Black Betty" at the bar the other night and I've been DYING to watch "Blow". Seriously watched that movie every day for the first two months of senior year of high school. Truth.
ReplyDeleteThank Xenu Rob Pattinson didn't win SMA. Yeesh, Twihards everywhere must be pissed off beyond belief!
ReplyDeleteAnd what the holy HELL happened to Billy Crudup? Looking like that, they need to shorten his name to just CRUD.
1st time poster here
ReplyDeleteI feel more sorry for the dog than I do for Brittany
Johnny is sooo sexy its ridiuclous.
Since when does Christina act?
I love me some Johnny D.
ReplyDeleteFor a second I thought Christina was Christina Applegate.
Someone needs to call an animal rescue place for that poor little white dog.
ReplyDeleteWhy the same guys for SMA? Come ON, like there's no one else? Do. Not. Get it.
Johnny Depp is my all time favorite actor. Very talented.
ReplyDeleteVery sexy!!
johnny can get that title every year as far as i'm concerned.
ReplyDeletei just have to believe that if brittany murphy ever sobers up, she won't be able to believe she let this big bag of pus touch her.
Pattinson is one of the least attractive males I have ever seen.
ReplyDeleteI find him repulsive.
Sorry, JMO!
What in god's name did Miss Aguiliera do to her face?!?!? I thought it was a mini version of Nicolette Sheridan. Frightening!
ReplyDeleteThought the same thing when 1st seeing it.. SMA picture is terrible! His face is "I drank a lot last night"-puffy.
ReplyDeleteJohnny Depp, so hot.
ReplyDeleteBilly Crudup(?) is not aging well.
Johnny Depp is a very nice man but any "sexiest list" that doesn't include Karl Urban ... Well, what can I say?
ReplyDeleteGood for Brit the Murph! She clearly looks beyond the surface. Clearly. Besides, put him up for grabbies next to Chris Brown and I'd take her hubby any day.
Thanks, Sporky, for your comments. I am now wiping beer off my keyboard!
ReplyDeleteBrittany Murphy's husband looks sweaty and perhaps a bit ripe. Maybe he's a 'nice guy' but ICK NAST is the first thing that comes to my mind.
Johnny's SMA cover shot is awful, but he's still hotness.
I'm certainly making a trip to the MOMA to see the Tim Burton exhibit ~ so freakin awesome!
I don't know what to make of Xtina. I think I like her sans 20lbs of makeup, but I honestly never would've guessed it was her. The FACE, something is just....off?
From the photos of Brittany Murphy, I can totally see that she's the blind about the actress who basically had to have her face reconstructed due to massive drug use. She is almost unrecognizable!
ReplyDeleteI do hope she and her hubby are off the bad stuff.
Billy Screwedup has a bad case of karma face.
ReplyDeleteAnd Claire's nips indicate that it's chilly, too.
ReplyDeleteBilly's looking haggard.
Johnny's yummy, but I'd be afraid to get too close to him. I think he might smell a la RPattz. (Well, maybe not that bad.)
lol @ Melody's comment about Chris Brown. That really puts it in perspective!
ReplyDeleteDepp looks younger than the last time i saw in pix and where is Vanessa Paradis?
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