Paris Gets In Shoving Match With Doug - Lies About It Later

I was hoping to avoid this story. I was hoping someone would break into a house or get pulled over for a DUI. Anything but writing about Paris and Doug. Alas, there is not much going on today in the world of gossip that doesn't involve a million breathless reports about New Moon or Robert or Kristen. I can't believe there are two more of these movies to go. I can't handle it.

Anyway, last night the LAPD was called out to their house at 4am because Doug and Paris Hilton were screaming at each other in the driveway and even got into a shoving match because Doug was trying to leave. If I had to see Paris Hilton every night I would want to leave also.

Anyway, the cops came out and reported it as drunk people arguing. They checked Paris over for injuries and left without doing anything.

Well, Paris says it wasn't her that was fighting because she is the kind of person who goes to bed early.

"Doug and I were in bed, sound asleep, when Doug's houseguests from hell got into an argument. We had nothing to do with it. Doug told the LAPD that his guests' fight was over and that we had nothing to do with it."

Paris had no explanation for the neighbors seeing her in the driveway or the fact that the LAPD wanted to check her over for injuries.