I know I usually end things with the blind item, but this made me laugh and so I had to share. Apparently there is a very graphic sex tape involving two former Miss Universe contestants and a photographer. The two women in question were contestants in the 2008 Miss Universe pageant and are Miss Japan and Miss Trinidad & Tobago. TMZ was offered the tape and although they didn't buy the tape, they called the Miss Universe people for a comment. Presumably Donald Trump was too busy watching the DVD on a loop, but their spokesperson said, "This was apparently eight months after the pageant and neither were the reigning titleholder. The photographer is NOT a Miss Universe staffer so we have nothing to say or any involvement ... thank goodness."
Translation. "I have to go home early tonight and this would have ruined my day and week if we had been involved somehow."
As for me, I love it when spokespeople are honest and you can read the relief in their statements.
Hey Enty,
ReplyDeleteHave you seen the sweet pictures of Brittany Murphy and her hubby kissing and cuddling at LAX?
You will love them:
www.thejjb.com/topic/575674
teehee. can't say i've ever heard a spokesperson express relief like that. wow, that pageant has had an interesting year...
ReplyDeleteand trump most likely IS watching the tapes on loop.
Seriously what is the DEAL with Brittany Murphy being WITH that guy? Utter Ick. Nast.
ReplyDeleteI'd stick my dog in front of my face, too, if that guy was to kiss me. Blech.
ReplyDeleteFunny spokesperson comment.
I remember about 15-20 years ago it was discovered that the contestant from the Middle East was a porn queen and very infamous in her country. I'm not sure if it was the Miss World or Miss Universe pagent, but her spokesperson and the contestant were very open and proud about it.
ReplyDeleteThere was a bit of a hub-bub about it at the time since they indicated that was the type of woman they believed would enter such a contest in the first place.
Kudos to them for stating the truth, beauty pagents are nothing more than meat markets.
totally off topic, but what's going on with miss norway in the bkgd? is she in need of some pepto? maybe she's just hungry.
ReplyDeleteLOL at that "thank goodness."
ReplyDeleteyep, that guy got lucky!
ReplyDeleteI really wonder what Brittney sees in him. My Mother always said get a funny one. All cats are grey in the dark.
ReplyDeleteI worry about myself. I want to see that tape. I'm disturbed by myself, seriously.
ReplyDeletebarton fink - hahahaha, i know exactly what you mean- i actually went and checked it out, but it was way more graphic than i imagined, and then i just felt bad about watching it!
ReplyDeleteLinnea, post the link dammit. It is 'hump' day afterall ;)
ReplyDeleteUm, are Miss Japan and Miss T&T identical twins or what?
ReplyDeleteI think its really nice that after the competition these girls stay in touch and remain good friends.
ReplyDeleteOn a bigger scale its a great example of people from different countries and cultures coming together for a common purpose.
I'm now humming the song from that old Coke commercial, "I'd like to teach the world to sing..."
lol @ barton fink. S'ok. That's what we do here.
ReplyDeletemarc.dolan, I too think it's refreshing to see that beautiful, high-maintenance women CAN be close friends.
ReplyDeleteYou are funny