Miley Cyrus Got Me Drunk

Usually I don't really need any help drinking and do just fine on my own. Last night though I was bored and decided to let Miley Cyrus help me get drunk. I started to watch her interview with Q-92 in Ohio and stopped it after 30 seconds. Why? I needed a bottle of tequila and a shot glass. I had invented a new drinking game. Every time Miley said "like" I drank. Bottle gone in about 5 minutes.

In a portion of the interview, Q-92 asks her about Twilight and I think Miley was trying to formulate some kind of thought or point that Twilight was not Christian. I think that is where she was going when she started off by saying it was all a cult. Then I think she realized her limitations at some point and decided that she would criticize people for getting involved in characters and falling in love with a character. Then, I think she realized that people had fallen in love with the character Hannah Montana and dressed like Hannah so she needed something else, and she just didn't have anything else, so gave in and said she wished she did like it because all her friends do.

Of course all this is subject to the recollections of someone who was feverishly trying to listen for "like" pour and drink and repeat. At one point I think she used "like" three or four times in ten seconds. I gave up and just drank from the bottle at that point. If you are at home or have any liquor within reach, I implore you to watch this video responsibly.