Last night Jon Gosselin tried to spin some tale about how he is all misunderstood and that he realizes he has made some mistakes in his life. Jon spoke at an open forum with Rabbi Shmuley Boteach last night and had these pearls of wisdom for everyone watching.
"I think I'm just misunderstood. I'm not a fame seeker. Everyday I look in the mirror and I wonder [why I'm famous]. I don't sing. I don't dance. I'm not a Nobel Peace Prizewinner. I just had eight kids and I had a show on TLC."
Uh huh. A couple of things here. First of all you are a fame seeker. You could hide away at the house with the kids and not go anywhere and the media would go away. But, instead you make public appearances, seek public appearances and are trying to cash in on several reality show ideas, so that makes you a liar and a fame seeker.
Also, I think everyone of us reading this want to know how come you are famous and when exactly you will cease to be in our eyeballs everyday.
Jon also denied reports that he and Haily Glassman had split and were just slowing things down. He said this despite a press release from his people they had split and a statement from Hailey they had split. So, he lied again. He did a lot of lying last night.
I think it was particularly hilarious how he showed up to the synogogue last night a half hour late. Way to keep everyone waiting on your spiritual revelations Jon. You Schmuck!
ReplyDelete"...when exactly you will cease to be in our eyeballs everyday."
ReplyDeleteoh snap!
No matter how awful he is, I'm still grateful to him for driving Spencer Pratt out of the headlines.
ReplyDeleteMy favorite part was blaming his "acting out" on his wife leaving all the "wifely" duties to him -- diapers, meals, etc. HOW DARE SHE??? This is the same a-hole who refers to his years being married and a dad as "lost time."
ReplyDeleteHe is such a drama queen LOL.
ReplyDelete@Sylvia.....Oh, I would love love love if he ended up deciding he was gay. LOL that would be awesome!
ReplyDeleteIn famewhore sizes, I think both him and Kate wear extra-large. She's just doing more formal interviews (with tissues at hand for the obligatory tears).
ReplyDeletegod, i hate this jerk. in fact, i hate all men who consider ANYTHING to do with THEIR children to be 'wifely duties.'
ReplyDeleteyou had 8 kids, dude. you don't have a fucking job.
blecch. can these people please just go the hell away?
"I think I'm just misunderstood. I'm not a fame seeker."
ReplyDeleteYeah, and Kate's a virgin.
Just go away. FAR away.
I say we take up a collection and pay him to face plant into a plant.
ReplyDeleteMaybe we could make the plant a cactus. You know he'd do anything for $ and another 5 mins of fame.
Maybe Jon doesn't know they've broken up? With all those people he needs, maybe they forgot to tell him? ;)
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