Federal Government Says Laws Don't Apply To Britney Spears

I was pissed about Kevin Spacey but he is a monumental prick so it isn't surprising. What am I more pissed off about is the fact that somehow Britney Spears is the only person in the world who does not have her liquids taken away from her at the airport.

TMZ caught Britney going through security at the airport with what looks like at least a 32 ounce drink. TMZ was amazed and called TSA who said, "screeners have discretion."

Oh really? I guaranfuckingtee you that right now all of us could go to the airport and try that same move and NONE of us would succeed. Senators, Congressman, Ambassadors from other countries, no one would succeed. Somehow Britney Spears is allowed to do this. Why? Because she can lip synch better than the rest of the world?

Are you seriously kidding me? Everyone in the world is apparently subject to the liquid law except for Britney. I think it is the dumbest thing ever, but ALL of us are subject to it. Except Britney. Next time you go through the line take a big ass coke with you and say Britney did it and also say you understand that screeners have discretion when it comes to liquids. Be sure to send me a postcard from Guantanamo and let me know how that worked out.