Star Magazine says that Chris Martin is cheating on Gwyneth Paltrow with Kate Bosworth. For those of you who thought Kate had sunk her claws permanently into Alexander Skarsgard I guess you can take a breath. For now. I mean Kate is circling her prey right now and I'm not sure she is done with Alexander unless of course she can get Chris.
Star is kind of mum on the details because they want you to buy it when it hits newsstands tomorrow. Don't they realize that no one is actually going to buy it? We will all just stand there and find the story and read it and set it back. The only people who actually buy Star are those who can't read fast enough in the checkout line. Oh, or if you are going on an airplane. Flying and gossip go really well together.
Apparently Chris went to a U2 concert and took along Kate.
"I couldn't believe my eyes," an eyewitness tells Star in our Nov. 16 issue. "There was Chris totally making out with Kate in front of other people. At first I thought it might be Gwyneth, but when she came up for air, it was clear the woman was Kate!"
The source must have been sitting really close because Kate Bosworth looks just like everyone else in town. I love the part about coming up for air. That was so written by the reporter and not the source.
He mustn't like any meat on the bonezzzzzz.
ReplyDeleteMaybe if Gwynnie cooks him a nice chicken and rubs some of the grease all over her legs, he'll come back to her...
ReplyDeleteEven it it's true, no one will care.
ReplyDeleteI used to think he was a babe until Gwyneth got her talons into him. She really sucked the hot out of him.
ReplyDeleteAnd we're supposed to believe Star magazine why?...
ReplyDeleteUmm, I can't tell Kate and Gwyneth apart. I think there witness is confused.
ReplyDeleteThere's limp lettuce that's more exciting than either of them.
ReplyDeleteSo he went from one blonde skeleton to another?
ReplyDeleteI used to buy Star Magazine for the big crossword puzzle in the back--I'd work on it during my lunch break at work. And then I'd cut pictures out and post them randomly around the office.
ReplyDeleteExcellent.
ReplyDeleteWas this a blind?
ReplyDeleteI know it's Star, but this is what Lainey has to say, for whatever that is worth, which might not be much.
ReplyDeletehttp://laineyblinds.blogspot.com/2009/11/rough-patch-happy-ending-reveal.html
She never had her claws in Alexander Skarsgard.
ReplyDeleteLiving with righteousness is a drag.
ReplyDeleteIf this is true I hope Goop realizes her oh so fabulous advice is not wanted. Focus on your own home.
There were rumors he was having an affair with an assitant that worked on the Coldplay tour. They need to just call it quits. They only got married because she got pregnant.
ReplyDeleteI wish I could muster up the energy to give a rat's ass....
ReplyDeleteWell said TinselSass. Goopy go home.
ReplyDeleteThis is priceless..."G plastered all over the papers, embarrassingly portrayed as the jilted, homely wife betrayed for a younger version of herself."
ReplyDeleteKate Bosworth is so nasty these days - sad that she went from a vibrant beauty to (by most accounts) a drug-addled anorexic. Chris is a douchebag. Always has been.
ReplyDeleteQuestion - wasn't there just a blind about a famous couple who will soon be announcing their split? Anyone? I wonder of Fishsticks and Chris Martin fit that blind... If only I had the patience to sort through older posts...
ReplyDeleteHE'S BEEN CHEATING ON HER FOR YEARS....SHE LIKES BEING MRS. CHRIS MARTIN...SO SHE'LL STAY UNTIL SHE CAN HOOK A BIGGER FISH...
ReplyDeletehe certainly has a "type".
ReplyDeletebut truthfully, I couldn't care less about any of them.
i hope they don't separate. at least together we have the douches localized...if they break up, they might spread the doouchicity to others. and let's face it, between the paltrow-martins and the piv, the world can't take much more.
ReplyDeleteI'd love if this were true. I love hating Gwyneth!
ReplyDeleteI am with Stacy - i am more concerned with the Alexander Skarsgard part of the story.....the other three mentioned are just way too blah to care.
ReplyDeleteI get a subscription to Star.
ReplyDeleteJealous?
I get a subscription to Star.
ReplyDeleteJealous?
LOL Pookie! We'll have to call the Douche Police if they try to split.
ReplyDeleteHe could always give the Y&R excuse for sleeping with someone not your spouse - "I thought it was you. I didn't realize until I/she turned around."
Love that show. Always a good laugh.
He's a rock star, don't they all sleep around?
ReplyDeleteHe's a rock star, don't they all sleep around?
ReplyDelete"LAINEY SAYS....AND YOU KNOW SHE LOVES THE GOOP....THAT GOOPIE IS IN HIDING IN NEW YORK..."
ReplyDeleteSHE HAS ALWAY'S KNOWN ABOUT HIS CHEATING, BUT NOW HE'S GETTING BRAZEN AND AND NOT HIDING IT, THIS MEANS HER CONTROL OVER HIM IS SLIPPING...WHEN THEY GOT MARRIED SHE WAS THE BIG STAR BUT NOW HE'S GONE WAY BEYOND HER.
SO NOW IT GETS INTERESTING....
AND YES POOKIE, I'M WITH YOU, PLEASE STAY TOGETHER, AND CONTAIN THE DOUCHE FACTOR....
I agree with Ms Cool Couldn't tell them apart, either.
ReplyDeleteI am one of those people who love his music, and he is great in concert too. She just seems so life-less compared to him!
ReplyDeleteIt figures he would take Kate Bosworth to a U2 concert -- both of them are weak imitators of other, earlier, greater, and stronger predecessors and contemporaries. In this equation, Goop Lady plays the role of Simple Minds in their "Belfast Child" era -- almost as tiresome but with some talent and redeeming value to make you not *quite* dislike them.
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