Britney Getting Married - Britney Gets Rejected

I love the tabloids. This week OK! Magazine has a cover which says that Britney Spears is ready to get married again and the only thing missing was the blessing of her kids. Well, she managed to get the pacifiers out of their mouths long enough for them to say yes and so according to OK! "Britney has already discussed marriage with him (agent dude), and they are both excited about a romantic wedding.”

So, it is all set then right?

Well, hang on a second. Jumping in the way of the happy nuptials other than K-Fed seeing a McDonald's, is the fact that the Daily Telegraph in Australia says that Britney proposed to agent dude and even got down on one knee. Just one people. She didn't get down on both. I checked and they make it specifically clear she was down on one knee. Get your minds out of the gutter. It's the holidays. Whoops. I take that back. I reread it and it says she dropped to her knees. She must be a fan of Bad Santa.

Well, the agent dude said no to her proposal. Britney is said to be devastated and then said these words at a concert later. "Have you ever really loved somebody? Have you ever really been hurt by somebody?" They take that to mean that she has a broken heart. I take it to mean she is a Bryan Adams fan because that sounds like everyone of his songs.