Everyone has to love someone and I suppose Avril Lavigne and Wilmer Valderrama together makes much more sense aesthetically speaking than Avril and Brandon Davis. Wilmer could use a positive publicity boost and it has been awhile since he did the famous Mandy Moore Lindsay Lohan combination that so many people do. Didn't he go out with Lindsay for a very long time? According to Life & Style, Avril and Wilmer met years ago but over the past two weeks have been dating. Maybe that is why Brandon Davis was snorting coke all weekend long while Lindsay watched. It kind of makes sense if you think about it. Brandon was with Avril and Lindsay was with Wilmer so while Avril & Wilmer were out having fun together, Brandon and Lindsay were snorting coke in a bathroom. Of course Lindsay says it wasn't her in the bathroom snorting coke but I notice she didn't sue anyone over the claim either.
Two gross broke hanger ons doing coke, I guess misery loves company
ReplyDeleteSo does Lindsay have a probation officer? Is he Amish, so no TV, internet or radio?
ReplyDeleteShe looks like she also can't afford shampoo or a hair brush. Gross.
ReplyDeleteWhat would the judge who is "rooting" for Blohan have to say about this???
ReplyDeleteI guess "Firecrotch" forgave and forgot...
ReplyDeleteOf course she can't brush her hair, her cheap extensions would fall out, they have little to hang onto
ReplyDeleteso 2 has beens go into a bathroom.....c'mon you know there's a joke in there somewhere
ReplyDeleteI feel like I'm going straight to hell after watching that.
ReplyDelete"The Greasy Bear and the Firecrotch Snort Coke In The Bathroom"
ReplyDeleteJust sounds like a demented children's novel.
What is it with Wilmer? Has he got the magic talking cock like John Mayer or what? I think Wilmer's hideous and a complete shitwaffle...ugh...do NOT see what these women see in him AT ALL.
ReplyDeleteOf all the places in a house to do your drugs, you choose to do them in front of an open window overlooking the street with all the lights on? Seriously?
ReplyDeleteCaroline they are so wrapped up in doing their lines that they are not thinking about little things like open windows. It is the same reason you catch people leaving bathrooms with it still under their nose...totally gacked.
ReplyDeleteAnd speaking of extensions...I wish more people would just keep their hair at a reasonable length if it is not naturally thick (I am talking to you Britney) or just be happy with having thinner long hair (like Angelina even though I realize a lot of people don't like her). Xtina looks so much better with a bob.
LMAO at "shitwaffle"
ReplyDeleteYeah, what sporky said. Dude gets more ass than a toilet seat.
ReplyDeleteWow. It was like you could TOUCH the white guilt when she walked out of the house in the morning!
ReplyDeleteSporky, you are on a roll today.
ReplyDeleteSad...but she's got to want to get sober, nobody can make her. I't's just sad.
ReplyDeleteI need a shower after watching that.
ReplyDeleteWas it a setup? Who would do coke in front of an open window like that. Weird.
Busted. And Enty's exactly right, despite her Twitter protestations that it wasn't her, she isn't suing, is she??
ReplyDeleteI see Brandon's still rocking the backwards baseball hat thing. Dreamy.
I just want to know how Wilmer keeps landing these hot looking woman. Sure personality wise, its a shallow pond and no grounds for a relationship, but looks wise they are something most guys would take great pride in saying "I hit that". Consider he is D-list at best...his record with the ladies is impressive.
ReplyDeletelol...i love the way you connect the four. *couldn't keep up*
ReplyDeleteThere is not a single photo of them together, but many of you believe this story, that is pretty funny. Just how reliable of a source do you think gossip blogs are?
ReplyDeleteIt is pretty crazy just how big this story about Avril and Wilmer has gotten, and there is not a single photo of them even being together, and you know what I bet you they are not even seeing each other, if you disagree, try and prove me wrong if you can.
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