Right now start listing off 500 of the biggest celebrities of the world. Is Lindsay Lohan anywhere on that list in your head? Well, apparently if you are the owner of Mazagan Beach Resort in Morocco she is. Over the weekend stars like Guy Ritchie, Gerard Butler, Naomi Watts, Liev Schreiber, Naomi Campbell were on hand for the grand opening of this hotel. Also there was Lindsay Lohan. I can't imagine at what point you are making a list of the 500 biggest stars in the world and your name finally moves low enough to get to her name.
Everyone who is writing about this event is talking about how Gerard and Lindsay made out. There have been lots of reports they didn't and as much as Gerard will have sex with anything, I have to believe there were other options over the weekend besides a drug addled Lindsay Lohan.
Even though the celebrities were not paid they did get their expenses paid. Of course Lindsay is going to go because it is the only way she can stay relevant. I don't blame her for attending, but I do have to question Sol Kerzner for inviting her. Maybe he had some jewelry that needed stealing.
What exactly are the criteria?
ReplyDeleteApparently 'Labor Pains' was a runaway success in North Africa.
ReplyDeleteWould I have invited her? No, but she's a celebrity in the sense that she still gets a decent amount of attention and articles written about her. I'm not saying she's done anything worthwhile lately, but she still does get a lot of press.
ReplyDeleteita w/ Karmen. it's not about her talent. they wanted press, she wanted relevancy. win-win.
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Well, I just threw up a little.
Was Kevin Federline there? I mean, sounds like everyone else who has press was there. :)
ReplyDeleteSo is the picture from this event? 'Cause LiLo looks like she's in costume as my childhood bedsheet. Though mine were never quite that dirty.
ReplyDeleteI saw pictures of Gerard with a blond. It wasn't LL.
ReplyDeleteI bet the paps follow her around so much because they want to be the first ones to get the pics of her death/overdose. ANS Jr.
ReplyDeleteIf I were Gerard I would totally do LL. As far as I know, she does everything, and I REALLY mean everything in the sack. So Gerard: Have some fun with the her but remeber, three condoms are saver than just one. getting an STD as a souvenir from the kleptomaniac is no fun!
ReplyDeleteActually, for the record, multiple condoms are more likely to rupture, so one very high quality condom is better. :)
ReplyDeleteI wonder if Butler will be pleased to be mentioned as being anywhere near the HoHan? Yeh, he's a tart, but as you say Ent, I'm sure there were far superior options nearby, should he have felt the need!
ReplyDeleteTHANK GOD I WAS BUSY AND UNABLE TO ATTEND...
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ReplyDeleteIf Butler was desperate to do Hoho then my opinion of him will be depressly down.
Lilo, Lohan, HoHan, HoHo, whatever TF she is being called--I just don't see why her family isn't locking her the fuck up to get her clean whether in rehab or in a room in a house somewhere where we can't hear her screams). When I see pics of her as a freckled, fresh-faced 12 year old (or even when she was in the movie "Mean Girls") and then look at her now... she is a gaunt, used shell of the person she used to be.
ReplyDeleteAs for Gerard Butler, he used to be sooooo hawt, but now he looks curiously puffy. Added to the fact that he will apparently fuck anything that has a hole (or will bore a hole into something that doesn't in order to fuck it) has put me off him. *sigh*
If Gerry did as much screwing around as people say he does, then he wouldn't be doing back-to-back-to-back-to-back-to-back movies.
ReplyDeleteThat guy is one hard-working actor. So he likes to kick up his heels once in a while. So what?
Just sayin' :-)
I hope he wasn't kickin' anything with Lilo. Does he secretly want to get gangrene of the groin and for it to fall off? ICK NAST!
ReplyDeleteShe's not being paid appearance fees anymore her ride is almost over and she knows it - sadly there will only be a few more cameo parts here and there. Her career is dead as an actress, her looks of being a fresh faced pretty girl replaced by a prematurely aged face. I don't know what plan B is for her either because overpriced leggings and tan spray aren't going to cut it as a financial living.
ReplyDeleteI don't think she is as screwed up as some people think, she's not acting the same way at all, it's just an addict or alky drinking or using in a controlled manor doesn't work. I don't think what her father is saying is true - he needs money and is all to happy to sell her out and stomp on her ruined career for a few bucks so he doesn't have to get a job.
She's not going to handle going back to Long Island broke very well.
Butler's attys are considering filing against UK papers who wrote that he schtupped LL. So I'll go with that he did not do this.
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