Sometime before 830pm on Saturday night, the home of Kourtney Kardashian was burglarized and $108,000 worth of jewels were stolen. Included in that total was a $30,000 Cartier watch. I think over the next few weeks we should be paying careful attention to the wrists of Lindsay Lohan to see if she has done any "shopping."
I think Lindsay might be in the clear on this. I don't think she could actually function long enough to drive out to Calabasas and participate. Lindsay was seen on Saturday night at Teddy's which is one of her favorite drinking haunts. People there that night said it looked as if she hadn't showered in a day or two and looked like a big mess. While there she got into a fight with a waitress and a manager when they tried to collect her drinks at closing and she told them she wasn't ready to go home. She then slammed down her drink in one shot and staggered out the door.
aww the ongoing saga that is Trainwreck Lindsay .....thank GOD she's so brilliant right Dina
ReplyDeleteWAS THIS THE DAY AFTER LINDSAY WAS IN COURT ????
ReplyDeleteONLY A $108,000.....BEING A HO JUST DOESN'T PAY WHAT IT USED TOO.....
Wasn't Hohan also making out with Balthazar Getty on Saturday night?
ReplyDeleteOMG @ Equinox - that would be just tragic. That would say a lot about Balthazar's sobriety, wouldn't it?
ReplyDeleteHot Mess, thy name is Lohan.
ReplyDeletePerhaps Lindsay's got Ali into the act as well -- with mom's full support, of course.
ReplyDeleteIt's a shame that there are hard-working honest people that it would take a lifetime to accumulate 108,000, then there are these filthy hoors that have that much in jewels lying around.
ReplyDeleteLife's not fair, I know, but that still sucks.
I still hope LL recovers. There is no such thing as a hopeless case. Somehow I feel akin to her. Imma let her finish her downward spiral, then be happy when she rises above all the heartless gossip and builds her life into something great. Yes, I wanna be an I-Told-You-So. Told ya she was going to get well.
ReplyDeleteisn't she on probation?
ReplyDeleteBest Headline in the last few months, Enty. I'm still laughing while I write these lines.
ReplyDeleteWhat's with these celebrities who keep getting robbed? It's like every day now, there's another story about some Hollywood famewhore getting robbed. And it's always the C-list famewhores. I'm starting to think it's all a bunch of publicity stunts. "The tabloids don't care about me anymore? Oh wait, see, I got ROBBED! Now they'll have to write about me, right?"
ReplyDeleteLet's hope she called a cab rather then stealing another SUV to drive herself home.
ReplyDeleteI could give 2 dry shits for these fame hoors getting robbed. I hope it continues until they're all broke and they all have to get (GASP!) REAL JOBS!
ReplyDeleteYou stupid motherfucker, Ent. Why in the fuck did you have to mention Parasite Hilton? Just when I thought that she had been effectively buried by the media, you have to be a jackass and start talking about her again.
ReplyDeleteEnt, I will make you a goddamn deal. Stop talking about Herpes Hilton and I will stop posting rude comments on your site. If we all ignore the Valtrex Vagina, it will slither away.
You dumbass cocksucker.
I didn't know Kardashian was preggers. well, thats how much attention I pay to them.
ReplyDeleteLindsay is like watching a car wreck in slow motion with commentary by her skeezy, felon, dead beat father whose only interest in her is getting what little money she has left away from her to spend on himself.
ReplyDeleteI'd probably drink myself to death if there was not one person on Earth who loved me, her parents affections towards her are purely financial. Both of them suck, and it's made her a completely unlovable person.
As to why all these C listers are being robbed, it's the economy. Big insurance checks for over priced jewelry they got for free or at cost, they get retail value for replacements. It's a scam to get some quick cash.
ReplyDeleteSo "Enty" is accusing LL of burglary, isn't that slander?
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