Friday, October 16, 2009

Three Kids In One Year For Lil Wayne


Lil Wayne is like the Octo-Mom of the rap world. He is so far and ahead of anything that even Kevin Federline could do sperm wise that Lil Wayne just needs his very own sperm Hall Of Fame. For the third time in one year, and the fourth time in all, Lil Wayne is going to be a dad. The lucky winner this time is Nivea. Wait, did I mention her before? I am confused. I know I have done Lil Wayne stories in the past but he just keeps having kids and so I am confused who they are and who the moms are, so let us start from the beginning.

-He has a nine 9 year old son with his ex-wife Antonia
-Last October he had a son with a woman and her identity has never been revealed. It will be when Lil Wayne goes broke trying to pay for all these kids.
-Last month Lauren London gave birth to a son.
-This time he is going to have a baby with Nivea who used to be married to The Dream and The Dream is now married to Christina Milan who as of this second is not pregnant by Lil Wayne.

Lil Wayne, I want you to know that I am sending your manager a box of condoms. Use them my friend because as much as you have left it uncovered I hate to think about what else you have been getting and giving besides babies.

Posted by ent lawyer at 11:54 AM

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