Ted C Blind Item
It seems like Lloyd Boy-Toyed is just one example of an über-famous celeb playing the I-dare-you-to-out-me gay dance.
We're bringin' back an oldie, ladies and gentlemen: Remember Seymour Plow-Me-More? The multitalented, married dude who had a guy service him in a public steam room?
Well, it seems Seymour is back and finding himself in crazier situations than he's used to...
Like the possibility of love. Oh, jeez, can it get any more horrifying than that?
See, this A-list actor was once daringly handsome but has suddenly let age start to get the best of him. Although with the ups and downs in Seymour's life, we can imagine how some of his secrets have taken a toll on his dark features.
Well, it turns out Seymour's getting guy-on-guy frisky again...with a reporter, no less! (Guess Lloyd really started something last time he went hornin' all over a journalist, huh?)
Seymour's companion works for a mediocre outlet, but thanks to his famous partner, said journo just so happens to swoop all the exclusive stuff Seymour and his family have to offer.
Yes, S's wife knows what's going on. In fact, the whole Business knows what's going on. Even the movie studios that employ Plow-Me know about—and approve of—the boy baggage Seymour insists on carrying with him.
S has tried various methods to ungay himself, but the fact remains: He can't keep himself away from this par-tick tabloid type...and no one in this town seems to give a damn. Really?
And It Ain't: Kevin Costner, Nicolas Cage, Will Smith
Travolta?
ReplyDeleteTom Cruise??
ReplyDeleteUh. I need to lie down after trying to read Ted. C.
ReplyDeleteLOL!
ReplyDeleteOn Ted's blind, someone said Matthew Broderick. Interesting guess.
Ernest Borgnine?
ReplyDeleteTommy Girl? Matt Damon?
ReplyDeleteDark features...
ReplyDeleteAntonio Banderas?
Wait -previous blind said Academy Award Nominated. I don't think Antonio has been nominated. Sorry Antonio.
ReplyDeleteI vote Travolta. He's certainly had some ups and downs lately, as well as the 'ups and downs' of flying his own plane. And in the latest pics I've seen - well, let's just say he's looked better.
ReplyDeletePlus, he's been in the tabloids a lot lately. Could his 'companion who works for a mediocre outlet' be a hack from one of the tabloids?
I'm pretty sure this one is Travolta, but would have to hunt down the previous item to be sure.
ReplyDeleteAnd, he's certainly A-list. (Travolta.)
ReplyDeleteTed would be cruel to do a Travolta blind after the year his family has had. As far as I am concerned, if his wife doesn't care and it doesn't hurt his family, he should get some happiness anywhere he can.
ReplyDelete"Taking a toll on his dark features"
ReplyDeleteHis really badly dyed, shoe polish plugs are showing grey?
Also, "S has tried various methods to ungay himself".....Xenu therapy?
I don't know...don't you think Travolta has more on his mind than sex? I would imagine that the death of a child would tend to dull the lust senses.
ReplyDelete@ lyz - He's a man and sex is the cure all. In addition, he's been so torn up about his son maybe he just doesn't care anymore who knows.
ReplyDeleteI do think Ted should have backed off, because it certainly sounds like Travolta. Kelly has a bf on the side, as has been documented.
ReplyDelete@notsoanonmom - Where's it been documented that KP has a bf on the side? I would totally believe it, but I don't feel like working and would like to read salacious gossip about this topic area.
ReplyDeletehugh jackman and his associate living in his garden john palermo
ReplyDeleteThis has John Travolta written all over it.
ReplyDeletemikey rourke?
ReplyDeleteChristine - lol , I feel you! Esp. after company bake sale ... oy, I'm DONE!
ReplyDeleteSorry, I can't find anything but it was a story that went around a while ago about Kelly being seen in various places with male company.
Don't think it's Travolta - the original blind said his wife was "semi-attractive" and I think Kelly is QUITE pretty. SJP/Broderick is my guess for that reason.
ReplyDeletePS - the original blind also said he had kind of a fat butt - Broderick has gotten bigger, too.
ReplyDeleteDef Travolta
ReplyDeleteI'm on the Broderick train, if he's A-list. Has a famous partner (is Kelly that famous?) and was once daringly handsome (although I don't know if he has dark features?).
ReplyDeleteI'm officially OVER out-gay people trying to out other gay people.
ReplyDeleteLive and let live, gosh dang it.
It's getting OLD, Ted.
I think Travolta is a good guess.
ReplyDeleteI think Michael Douglas.
ReplyDeleteFor some reason I thought of Denzel Washington. His wife is an actress according to IMDB. The syllables in Ted C's pseudonym match up with Denzel's name.
ReplyDeleteBut Travolting is an excellent guess.
I don't like either of them very much, not that it matters.
I'm on the Matthew Broderick train (and the syllables match).
ReplyDeleteI don't think Ted C would go after Travolta given the rough year he's had.
Matthew Broderick has NEVER been an A-list actor! This is Travolta.
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