Random Photos Part One

Monty Python 40th Anniversary. That is top spot guaranteed.
This bear in Colorado broke into the car of this family. They were alerted when the bear tried to get out and the alarm went off.
Alexandra Maria Lara tries to keep a straight face as Sam Riley goes in for the kiss.
Ashley Tisdale - Los Angeles
Cindy Crawford and Lily Allen who just has not looked the same in the past few weeks.
Cindy Crawford and Mel B. I wanted pictures of the three together but it didn't happen.
I'm no sweater expert, but I'm guessing Cameron Diaz's is pretty much stretched out for good now.
Cary Lowell and Richard Gere in Rome.
Chris Martin - New York
With the hand on the arm, it almost looks like David Beckham is getting arrested.
I love Daisy Fuentes.
Fleetwood Mac - Rotterdam
Garth Brooks is coming back. All it took was a big pile of cash from Steve Wynn.
John Stamos and Gina Gershon after opening night of Bye Bye Birdie which is supposedly so awful that it would have closed last night except for them. Apparently people will go see uncle Jesse in anything.
So, for those of you who like Gabriel, here you go, and the rest of us can look at Halle. It is a win/win.
It really is too much beauty for one picture when you combine Iman with Halle.
Beth managed to get Howard out of the house.
John Mayer & Alicia Keys - New York
Happy to see you too Piven.
I don't want anything bad to happen to people, but I would love it if these diet pills had something wrong with them and the Kardashians also got sued. Work out. Don't use pills.
Lukas Haas keeps plugging away. It must be tough to get famous so young and then never be able to get it back.
Lindsay on her way into court this morning. Over an hour late and she left with another year of probation. In court she said she was moving to Texas. Seriously?
Dear Andrea Soriani and Mark McNabb, can I just tell you how incredible both of you look. Your suits are fantastic and you look fabulous. Congratulations on your achievements.
Do you think that perhaps you could see your way fit to loan me one of your new Maserati's for a year? I promise to write about it everyday and take lots of pictures and won't leave any McDonald's wrappers in it when I give it back. Thanks. By the way have I told you how fabulous you look.
I guess the shoulder pads thing is back huh? No going back? No stopping it? If Mandy Moore is doing it then I guess everyone is doing it. Why don't they just go ahead and remake Working Girl so we can have a shoulder pad fiesta.
Placido Domingo and Anja Harteros. She has the most incredible voice.
Padma Lakshmi is showing, umm, a lot of cleavage. I guess she is enjoying her pregnancy boobs.
Paz Vega looks amazing.
Pete Wentz painting himself one section at a time.
Katy Perry picking up Russell Brand from the airport.
Rhys Ifans always cracks me up.
I thought Paz Vega looked amazing, but it's possible Sofia Milos looks even better.