Friday, October 23, 2009

Oksana Grigorieva Could Cost Mel Gibson $750M


The National Enquirer spends a great deal of time this week discussing the fact or rumor or conjecture that Oksana Grigorieva has said no to Mel Gibson's offer of $5M a year for every year they are married. She wants half of what he has. Well half ain't what it used to be honey because Mel is about to lose $500M to his wife because of you. Oh, and because of Mel and Mel's thing between his legs. I just thought about that. Oksana is costing Mel $500M. Is she worth $500M? Is any person worth $500M? I'm guessing that Mel has probably cheated lots and lots of times. I doubt he just found this Russian one day and said he was in the mood and that it had never happened before. I think the problem was this time he got someone pregnant and embarrassed the family and so now it is going to cost him $500M. Lets say he marries Oksana and while they are married earns that $500M back. If he divorces Okasana it means that she would get half of that $500M and end up costing him at least $750M. At least that much. That is mind blowing. Much more mind blowing than the fact he is talking pre nup with Oksana and yet he is still married.

Oksana isn't afraid to walk away wither. Timothy "I used to be James Bond and haven't done jack since" Dalton tried to get Oksana to sign a pre nup and she said no and walked away from the relationship.

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