Lindsay Lohan Doesn't Sound Thrilled That Burglars Have Been Caught
If someone broke into your place and stole all your stuff don't you think you would be pretty happy if they were all caught? It didn't take Paris Hilton more than two seconds to head down to the police station and try and get her stuff back. No word on whether Lindsay Lohan is going to try and collect her stuff anytime soon.
Last night Lindsay bobbed and staggered and weaved down the red carpet and managed to hold herself steady long enough to talk to E!. They asked a completely softball question because they like to kiss ass and yet the answer they got wasn't exactly the one they were expecting. Instead of the answer any of us would give, Lindsay said, "[That's] the most awkward question you could possibly ask. Yeah, I'm talking to the detectives, but it's nobody's business but my own."
How is it awkward? Is it a more awkward question than asking why her dad loves mesh shirts, or what college Ali is planning to attend or whether Dina and Lindsay do drugs together. See, those are awkward questions. Asking someone how they feel about a burglar getting caught is pretty easy.
Oh, the answer gets worse. You knew it had to. It's Lindsay.
"[I'm relieved] to an extent, but I don't really know that much information. I will know hopefully soon."
I would be really relieved that they were not going to come back and steal from me again. Why is she qualifying her statement? Does she know something? Hmmm?
