I didn't know Kevin Federline was a renter. I thought that he took some of that Britney money and actually bought himself a place. Nope. It turns out that Kevin was a renter and according to his landlord, not a very good tenant at all. First of all Kevin skipped out on his last six months of rent. Huh? What the hell is he doing with all his money? McDonald's isn't expensive. Well, maybe in the quantities he eats it is, but beer, McDonald's and cigarettes should still give you enough to pay the rent.
According to TMZ and his landlord he wasn't using any of the money to clean the house. The landlord is demanding over $100K from Kevin for
- Gutters full of cigarette butts and empty beer bottles
- A broken beer dispenser on the barbecue island
- Permanent spit marks on exterior paint
- Broken light covers
- Bent light posts
- Broken tiles
- Dead trees and plants due to failure to water
- Drawings all over the walls
- A room that was turned into a studio (without the owners' permission)
- Broken dishwasher ... with broken baskets
- Dismantled smoke detectors
- Front driveway oil-leak damage
- Master bathroom windows tinted (without owners' permission)
Permanent spit marks on the paint? That seems particularly disgusting. I'm surprised the house doesn't need to be fumigated from the smoke. I understand the drawings all over the walls because of the kids, but perhaps after the first wall, Kevin should have bought them this marvelous invention called paper. I love the room that was turned into a studio. Kevin is still dreaming. Still thinks he has a chance to get famous for something other than his sperm. Well, at least he keeps trying.
barf.
ReplyDeleteMust be spit from chewing tobacco...right? No one really has saliva that could stain a wall, at least I hope not.
ReplyDeleteIck, Nast.
Doesn't matter what it is so much as who the hell spits on their house?
ReplyDeleteThat is soooooooo disgusting. Ick, Nast times a billion. I would think the cleanliness would be an issue for CPS.
ReplyDeleteCouldn't he have used some of his child support to hire a maid, or was it more important to invest in studio equipment?
Touche!
ReplyDeletelow class all the way.
ReplyDeleteClassy! Especially the spit.
ReplyDeletePoor landlord. I had a neighbour a bit like that. He was a chainsmoker with an incontinent, paraplegic dog, which he would carry down the stairs and let pee on the path we all had to use. Frequently, it peed all over the stairs, too. Mr Classy left that for me to clean up, along with his ash and fag-ends. Oh, and he never paid any rent from the day he moved in, but thanks to the laws here protecting tenants, it took the landlord six months to get him out. The flat was a tip, and had to be totally stripped and refurbished to get rid of the stench of smoke and the dog piss. UGH.
Maybe he's too busy eating to clean/maintain anything. You don't gain that much weight by being active, you know.
ReplyDeleteThat is disgusting. Good luck trying to rent anything nice again. That Victoria is one lucky girl.
ReplyDeleteHe gives new meaning to the term trailer trash.
ReplyDeleteewwww...my little clean freak self is disgusted beyond belief. wth kind of example is he to his 37 kids?! and what's w/ the renting thing? he can afford a mortgage w/ brit-brit's $.
ReplyDeleteWith that scathing report is it so surprising he doesn't own a home?
ReplyDeleteHe & Brit really are a perfect match. She doesn't strike me as the clean/tidy/respectful type either. Remember the 'ashtray dumping over the hotel railing' pic?
I think the absolute worst part of this is the dismantled smoke detektors. I just think that is beyond awful. I have had family die in fires DESPITE having them, and dismantling then is just so frecking irresponsible.
ReplyDeleteHow do you break the baskets of a dishwasher? And beer bottles in the gutter? Christ, what an asshole.
ReplyDeleteNot commenting on his weight, here, but -
ReplyDeleteWHAT A PIG!
explains what Britney seen in him..cause she's country y'all (her words not mine LOL)
ReplyDeleteHe may not be a model tenant but he is starting to look like a model tent! Hoh!!!!
ReplyDeleteOkay, that was a bad joke, but it felt good....
He had to dismantle the smoke detectors because they went off every time he farted! Nobody could get any sleep!! In the middle of the night a smoke detector would go off. Nobody could live like that! But still not ready for Hoarders. Maybe next time.................
ReplyDeleteMy sister rented out our mom's house after she died. The woman knocked out a bearing wall because she wanted a larger living room. When she left, my sister and her husband had to put so much money into the house that they barely broke even when they sold it.
ReplyDeleteWhy was the landlord surprised?? Hello, he rented to KevinFuckingFederline!
ReplyDeletethe smoke detectors dismantled? that's child endangerment, he still has custody of 2 young children, right?
ReplyDeleteBesides looking like a PIG he even acts like one LOL.
ReplyDeleteYay, I'm so glad we're seeing bad Federline stories again!
ReplyDeleteHee hee, let's just hope that the studio was never used.
$100k seems like an awful lot to clean up some stains and paint. WTH? Me thinks the landlord is also out to get what he can here.
the only thing i can focus on is dismantled smoke detectors. i think that's illegal in canada...not to mention fucking stupid, especially with kids.
ReplyDelete"Kevin should have bought them this marvelous invention called paper."
ReplyDeleteNice.
HELLO, you stuck cig butts into the gutter AND disconnected the smoke alarms. If your roof was on fire good luck getting the boys out safe. ASSHAT!
ReplyDeleteA trashy Douche Nozzle. Spitting on the walls? WTF?
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