Thursday, October 15, 2009

Keanu Reeves Isn't The Baby Daddy


The tests are in and Keanu Reeves is not the father of Karen Sala's oldest child. According to Keanu's attorney, the DNA test proved conclusively that Keanu wasn't the father, but there is a catch. "Ms. Sala is challenging the validity of the DNA testing, so the case goes on," Reeves' attorney, Lorne Wolfson, told E! News.

"If [Sala] wants to challenge it, let her go right ahead," Wolfson said. "But we are confident that the DNA testing was done properly and that the results are sound."

Sala had been asking for $150,000 a month in child support, because you know, she has to take care of the kids. They need clothes and a house and there is no way her child can live on less than that.

11 comments:

  1. The woman is a nut and Keanu says he has never met her so this should be resolved quickly.

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  2. I once had a dream about Keanu. I am pregnant now....you think I could get in on this action? I doubt my husband will mind. He LOVED the movie Speed.

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  3. What a shock. I for sure thought she was telling the truth. It's not like she came off as a whack-job or anything. Nooooo.

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  4. Anonymous11:52 AM

    LOL@BigMama

    I had my doubts cause you never know, but she does look like a whacky person.

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  5. Keanu has certainly aged badly. I used to be head-over-heels for him, somewhere around the "My Private Idaho" days. Now he looks bloated and barely awake.

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  6. fuck what HE looks like. look at HER.

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  7. agreed. And I guess I am in the minority that thinks he is H.O.T. Not necessarily when he talks, but you know.

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  8. I love him, too. Plus, I don't think his life has been easy and he is known for treating his servers well and leaving good tips. I'm a fan.

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  9. Well thank goodness! I was wondering about his taste in women.

    She looks worse the one of the Monty Python crew in drag.

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  10. Hysterical nut.

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  11. Yikes .. stalker story from Hell. Poor Keanu .. no wonder he is a mess.

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