Joe Jackson Will Eat Dinner With You For $3000
If you have an extra $3000 sitting around the house and don't know what to do with it, Joe Jackson will be happy to take it off your hands for you and in return will sit down with you at dinner. Umm, seriously? Why in the hell would I want to sit down to dinner with Joe Jackson?
The dinner with Joe is part of the Platinum Package being offered by Bian Variani and Las Vegas Magazine. As you can see in the invitation below, for the $3000 you do get more than just watching Joe gum his food and beat your kids. You get two nights at The Palms and a copy of Joe's book. WTF? Joe wrote a book? "How To Make Money off Your Kids" Chapter 1 - "Beat Them"
Of course you also get dinner and tickets to see the Michael Jackson movie and free popcorn and soda.
Thanks Shawn
Fashion Designer, Bian Variani in collaboration with LVH Magazine, Brenden Theatres and Seven&Company present Michael Jackson's "This is it". Please see the below for our 2 Packages available, "Platinum VIP" @ $3,000.00 (Oct. 26 & 27th) per person and "VIP" @ $300.00 (Oct. 27) per person.
Platinum VIP PACKAGE: $3,000.00
Monday, October 26, 2009
Palms Casino Resort * Brenden Theatres at the Palms
3:00 p.m. – Hotel Check-in (complimentary hotel room with Platinum VIP package) Single/Double: One deluxe room for two nights **For upgrades and additional room nights inquire with hotel registration
5:30 p.m. – Pick up Registration Packet * Simon’s Restaurant * Palms Place * Palms Casino and Resort.
Copy of “Joseph Jackson: Man in the Mirror, Father of the First Family of Music” Las Vegas Hollywood Magazine, Special Commemorative Edition. Collectible laminated Platinum VIP credential & wristband.
1/8th of a page in this Special Commemorative Edition of the Las Vegas Hollywood Magazine
6:00 p.m. – Private Dinner with Mr. Joseph Jackson at Simon’s Restaurant Presented by Celebrity Chef “Kerry Simon” at Palms Place * Palms Casino & Resort including photo opportunity and autograph signing
Tuesday, October 27, 2009
Brenden Theatres at the Palms
6:30 p.m. – “Joseph Jackson & Family” Brenden Celebrity Star Presentation Seating, Reserved Seating (show credential & wristband) Brenden Theatres Lobby
7:30 p.m. – “Joseph Jackson & Family” Brenden Celebrity Star Presentation
8:00 p.m. – “Michael Jackson’s This Is It” Film Seating, Reserved Seating (movie ticket included/show credential) Complimentary popcorn & soda (concession coupon included)
8:55 p.m. Mr. Joseph Jackson Thanks the viewers and the fans for watching his Son’s movie with him in this Special VIP Brenden’s movie theater.
9:00 p.m. – “Michael Jackson’s This Is It ” Film Showing
10:30 p.m. – Opening Night Party * MOON Nightclub at Palms Casino Resort, Featuring the music of
Michael Jackson, Champagne Toast, Platinum VIP Area Access (show credential & wristband)
*Times subject to change
Pardon the language but....GET THE FUCK OUT! Seriously?????
ReplyDeleteI want it understood that in no way shape or form do I condone this (not that my opinion matters) however, you have to give the SOB credit - even with the cash cow dead, he's making money off the hamburgers.
ReplyDeleteAh, Merlin D. Bear, you make me laugh!
ReplyDeleteBut, there's no way I'd be able to stomach dinner with that guy, even if he picked up the tab.
They're also thinking of having MJ's kids do a reality show.
ReplyDeleteThis family has no couth (or class) whatsoever, but like Merlin stated above, it appears that they have plenty of balls.
They would have to pay me to sit across a dining table from him. Where did his nose go, by the way?
ReplyDeleteThis article is misleading. People are NOT paying $3000 to have dinner with Joe Jackson. This is a hotel VIP package by the Palms, not Joe Jackson, although they are using him to promote the package. They will probably comp his meal and room for his appearance.
ReplyDeleteThe hotel is also using this as way to promote a stay there, the Brenden theater and the celebrity chef. Check out the prices for room at the Palms, that's most of the $3,000 especially since it's two nights.
I am so sick of misinformation on these low-rent websites. I mean seriously, get a life. Most people went to college and can read and won't be fooled by your headline.
LOL at Merlin and Syko. My thoughts EXACTLY. He expects me to pay $3000 to dine with HIM? I wouldn't care if I were a multi billionaire. I'd never want to sit in the same room with him, let alone pay for it.
ReplyDeleteWithout even reading the post, I can tell ya right now I would not spit on this fucker for FREE.
ReplyDeleteDinner with Joseph Jackson? Is that a threat? Why do you hate me? Ick, set and Nast!
ReplyDeleteI will, however, consider your deal if you give me the bottle of Champagne upfront, let me get my bubbly on, and then let me smack him around for the rest of the night with the empty. :-)
THIS STINKS.....
ReplyDelete@Landy:
ReplyDeleteI checked out the prices for the Deluxe room and it is $119 on 26 October and $79 on 27 October.
That Brenden theater and the celebrity chef must be pretty kick ass for the other $2800.
Oh, and "First family of music" my ass.
Do you get to punch him in the face?
ReplyDeleteFew years ago we stayed at the Palms - special $79 rate. They ugraded us to the Director's Suite. 1 bedrm w/ fireplace, 3 bath, dining rm w/fireplace, full bar, huge living rm, 7 plasmas, the master bath giant tub w/ light show and ceiling faucet, etc.....
ReplyDeleteI will always love that place, it was a-mazing!
He already looks like someone punched him in the face.
ReplyDelete"Father of the First Family of Music" ?!
ReplyDeleteget out.
I read where Old Joe keeps a suite at the Palms, so he's pretty much hanging around the Bingo area anyway. Room prices have dropped in Vegas, so I imagine either Joe is pocketing the majority of the cash, the popcorn is pretty pricey, or the Palms is trying to recoop some of its losses for letting the old perv in the buffet line or comp'd drinks at the Playboy Club.
ReplyDeleteKatherine Jackson sais that MJ's kids will not be in the reality show.
@Landy, yes we can all read, college or not. We collectively hate this bastard's guts and no amount of promotion of any hotel or chef will change that, sorry.
ReplyDeleteYou get to pay $3000 to get that kind of indigestion?
ReplyDeleteHow could you stand to be near this scum without throttling him I will never know.
@Selenakyle....Thank you!!! Well said. Landy, go the fuck back to the 'high rent' district.
ReplyDeleteI'd rather try to kill myself by head butting my driveway.
ReplyDeletePlease plan to protest the Premier at Brenden Theatres/The Palms Casino/Hotel premiere, "starring" Joe Jackson.
ReplyDeleteWhen: Tuesday, October 27th
700pm - 830pm Please be early
Where: Brenden Theatres at the
The Palms Hotel/Casino
4321 W Flamingo Rd
Las Vegas, NV 89103
.
MJ FANS outside Las Vegas, around the world, please send your complaints to their corporate office:
Brenden Theatre Corporation
4321 West Flamingo Rd.
Las Vegas, NV 89103
Tel: (702) 948-6018
I wouldn't want to pay $3,000 to have dinner with him but Joe Jackson doesn't warrant hate in my mind. I think he's a great piano player. I really like his songs such as "Steppin' Out" and "Breakin' Us in Two."
ReplyDeleteOh...wait...not that Joe Jackson? Oh, sorry.
Omigod, would be such a boring evening. Joe looks like he'd be fast asleep by 7pm.
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