I Hope Jessica Simpson Likes Threesomes
After the comments Gerard Butler made the other day about how he really only has threesomes now it makes you stop and wonder if Jessica Simpson really knows what she would get herself into by dating Gerard.
According to the NY Post, Jessica and Gerard had a dinner date last night with a few other friends. According to the source, the couple did that thing couples always do in the tabloids. Come on now say it with me. They only had eyes for each other. Can't someone come up with something more original? Please. It said they talked for two hours straight. Really? What the hell did they talk about for two hours straight? What happens to your image when you wear high waisted jeans to a concert?
At the end of the night the couple left together. Oh, not alone though. Ken Paves went with them. Ooooh. I thought Gerard Butler meant threesomes like with two women and him. Hmmm. Well, this just got more interesting if you think about it in that way. Jessica and Ken already do everything together and so this would just kind of seal the bond so to speak. Of course this could also be Gerard's one man campaign to trail after John Mayer and picking up his cast offs. First there was Jennifer Aniston and now Jessica Simpson. Next on the list would be Jennifer Love Hewitt. Watch out Jamie.
enty nooooooooooo!!!!! now i can't get the image of jessica/ken/gerard out of my head...w/ jessica in those high-waisted jeans from the devil. WHY DO THEY MAKE THEM?!
ReplyDeletehahaha, im sure jessica wouldnt mind that. she needs to liberate her self from daddy, and all that
ReplyDeleteMaybe he was explaining the concept of Haggis of the Sea to her. :-D
ReplyDeletehey only had eyes for each other. Can't someone come up with something more original?
ReplyDeleteSorry, but that's better than "they were canoodling."
what a boaster,that Gerald Butler!
ReplyDeleteWhy does anyone take what GB says so seriously? He's a joker, through and through. yeh, he's probably had 3somes. But half of what he says is to get a joke and a reaction.
ReplyDeleteWhy shouldn't he have a meal with Chestica Simpson? Or anyone else? Her hairdresser was there, for goodness sake, it couldn't have been a 'date' date!
And no, I don't get nothing on my gaydar about him, neither do friends who know and who've met him many times, nor a lot of my gay friends who have gay friends all over the world!
I love that GB after several crap movies, is on movie star probation.
ReplyDeletewell, not my cup of tea, but they're grown.
ReplyDelete@ whole_lotto - you beat me to it. "Canoodling" is my pet peeve. And of course Michael K's favourite "they are over the moon!"
ReplyDeleteGerard I guess has low standards if he did have a date with Bimbo Jessica.
ReplyDeletePERSONALLY I DON'T BELIEVE A WORD HE SAYS IN INTERVIEWS....I DON'T KNOW WHO HE REALLY IS...BUT HE'S DEF AFRAID OF A REAL RELATIONSHIP...OF ANYONE GETTING TOO CLOSE.
ReplyDeleteIS THAT WHY HE BEHAVES LIKE A JERK...YOU GOT ME...
SO FOR ME OR ANYONE I CARE ABOUT, I'D SAY....BE CAREFUL....VERY CAREFUL.
shazzba - how much longer till you get that new keyboard? ;)
ReplyDeleteSOON, VERY SOON
ReplyDeleteI don't think it would be Shazz without the cap locks.:)
ReplyDeleteAs for Gerry; I think; he's of mindset any port in a storm and with him it's always raining.
Eh, given that Jessica dated John Mayer and he (substantial rumor has it) likes to pee and/or poop on his sex partners, how much worse could Gerard Butler be?
ReplyDeleteWhat could be lower than John Mayer's sloppy seconds?
ReplyDeleteGerard Butler, John Mayer, Dax Shepherd: it's like you can almost count the herpes although it's a virus.
ReplyDeleteWho wants to have sex with someone who only has 3somes? That's a whole lots of "stuff" being passed around.
Thank goodness Ken was there. That's a lot of Js and Gs, Enty.
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