Friday, October 09, 2009

The Hoff Checks Out London Hospitals


Tired of seeing the inside of Los Angeles hospitals after drinking binges, The Hoff decided to take his world drinking tour to London this week. In town for the Simon Cowell 50th birthday party meant The Hoff had pretty much been drinking non-stop for several days before finally accidentally hitting a doctor who had come to check on him at the request of the hotel where The Hoff was staying. The Sun is reporting The Hoff was released this morning from a London hospital after a two day stay to dry out from his recent binge.

The hotel staff at St. Martins Lane Hotel had called the doctor because they were afraid something really horrible was going to happen. The Hoff had been drinking in the bars at the hotel and other public spaces and had been yelling at and verbally abusing the staff and customers of the hotel and they finally had enough.

When the doctor came to get The Hoff with some other people, Hoff put up a struggle and at that time the doctor accidentally got punched.


21 comments:

  1. Yep, The Hoff is quickly movin' up on my celebrity death watch list!

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  2. Hoff, note to self. Before you go out and get sh*t faced, change out of those shiny ridiculous pants.

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  3. eeep. does he even get it that he's an alchy?

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  4. Anonymous9:54 AM

    With all the bad publicity he has been getting for this why does he keep doing it???

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  5. @Sylvia - because he's an alcoholic and won't stop until he's either dead or hits rock bottom.
    And unfortunately, given what we've been shown about his drinking, it's obviously going to be death before rock bottom.
    What I want to know is how can he keep on like this and still have a functioning liver?

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  6. Don't Forget the part where he allegedly peed the bed ruining his mattress....ICK NAST

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  7. Don't hassle the Hoff for wearing a plastic pants tuxedo.

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  8. Merlin, I think you're right. If the "hamburger" video didn't do it for him, I can't imagine what would.

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  9. fuck this pissy pants! i feel no empathy for him. he's had every chance and support of friends and family and yet he's PISSED it all away.

    at least do crack and make this shit interesting.

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  10. ps..he should be charged and tossed in jail for accidently punching the doc..obviously that punch was meant for someone! a few days in a London jail might work.

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  11. I think his plastic pants are really a stylish version of an adult diaper.

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  12. They could charge him for wearing those pants.......

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  13. "world drinking tour"

    Sorry, but that made me laugh.

    After all the drinking events that have been reported about the Hoff (just think about the ones NOT reported), I really don't see him ever getting sober.

    If peepee'ing the sheets isn't rock bottom, I don't know what is.

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  14. I feel really sorry for his daughters.

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  15. Anonymous11:39 AM

    Who sill die first? The Hoff or Lohan?
    anyone?

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  16. This dumb waste will prob. get a new liver before someone who hasn't gone on "the world drinking tour" or as it's otherwise known
    "around the world being 80 proof".

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  17. Libby - The Hoff.

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  18. His liver must look like a loofah sponge

    @Sylvia

    Addiction isn't that easy

    Priorities get lost in translation

    His career and saving face are taking a back seat to the booze

    I hope he can overcome it, but the Hoff has been an alkie for a long time

    And just think....Oktoberfest is around the corner!!

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  19. @Libby

    My money is on Blohan

    I hope she gets the help she needs before its too late but she is dying before our eyes

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  20. Anonymous12:26 AM

    But...but I actually WANT Lohan to die.

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  21. Anonymous4:34 PM

    If he keeps this up, The Hoff will be dead in 2-3 years. I know, because my father behaved similarly and he died from complications arising from acute alcoholism.

    And for those on the "Lindsay will die soon" bandwagon, I agree. Saddens me to see how her mother is whoring out Lindsay and Ali for fame and money.

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