#1 - This celebutante sister of another A list celebutante has broken off her long term relationship with her boyfriend. Reason? He called her the biggest b**ch on the planet and got a round of applause from the men and women next to him when he did it.
#2 - This former B list television and movie actress who is fairly young and very pretty and is now probably a C list actress has now been celibate for a year. This was a result of the her last relationship with a guy which she has called the worst and scariest few weeks of her life.
#3 & 4 - This C list movie actor has been in some great movies. Very good looking. Married. He is married to a B list movie actress with impeccable movie credentials. Well, a slip up now and then. Anyway, our C list actor left his wallet behind last time he visited a massage parlor. The place mailed it back to his house with a note thanking him for his business. The wife was not happy.
#1: All of 'em?
ReplyDelete1. Nicky Hilton?
ReplyDelete2. Alexis Bledel
3/4. idk
I hope #1 is Bijou Phillips
ReplyDeleteFor some reason, 3/4 is giving me a Peter Sarsgaard/Maggie Gyllenhaal vibe.
ReplyDelete#2 could be a lot of people. Amanda Bynes?
I think Nicky Hilton for #1, and maybe Ryan Reynolds & Scarlett Johannson (sp?) for #'s 3 & 4. No clue for # 2.
ReplyDelete1-Nicky Hilton for sure - good for Katzenberg. Also, I hate that this means Paris is A-list.
ReplyDelete2-Bleidel (sp?)
3-don't know but looking forward to the guesses. Unfortunately, I think Ryan is higher than a C
I agree with the Maggie/Pete guess.
ReplyDeleteAlso, Alexis sounds good. SHe is gorgeous.
WTF is "another A list celebutante"? How is a celebutante A list? I thought a celebutante was someone famous for not doing anything? We need a glossary for celebutante, celebutard, realitard, etc.
ReplyDeleteA Pimp Named DaveR, I was thinking Amanda Bynes, too. Didn't she date that Doug dude who moved on to Parisite?
RR and ScarJo sound about right to me for 3/4.
Ryan Reynolds is B list at least.
ReplyDeleteSarsgaard is "very good looking"?
ReplyDeletewhole_lotto _luv - Enty didn't say A list Actress or even A list by itself, but "A list celebutante" and as some celebutantes are bigger than others, some are A's. This person is probably not an A list in anything else, except as a celebutante. I'm sure Enty didn't mean "A lister, who also happens to be a celebutante."
ReplyDelete1# nicki hilton
ReplyDelete2~# i like alexis bledel guess
3/4# saargard/guyllenhaal guess look good
1: Kardashian? I don't know which one.
ReplyDelete2: Made me sad.
3 & 4: Greg Wise & Emma Thompson? I got nothing.
this isn't nicky hilton since she just tweeted him and tweets him every day
ReplyDelete#1 Nicky Hilton
ReplyDelete#2 hayden P? idk
#3???
Oooh I like the Saarsgard guess for #3. He is very good looking in my book :)
ReplyDeleteCould #1 be the pregnant Kardashian?
Sarsgaard can't be considered C list surely. He's a solid B--if just for all the critical acclaim his roles garner.
ReplyDeleteI like the Emma Thompson/Greg Wise guess for #3. Although, ET might be closer to A-.
Yeah, I got nothing.
For the couple, what about Diane Lane/Josh Brolin?
ReplyDeleteThey are probably higher than C's though. This is so hard!
Heh. I bet that's what the masseuse said to the actor.
3&4 Jennifer Connolly and Paul Bettany?
ReplyDeleteIf Alexis Bledel is #2, who would the guy be?
ReplyDeleteFirst make-out: 12 at YMCA summer camp. Magical. Wonderful kisser.
ReplyDeleteLost V: 17. If ever the gods cried out, "don't do it...!" I ignored every sign: 1)I was wasted, fell and scraped up both hands and knees in the road as I ran across to his house, 2) his dogs started barking maniacally in the garage, 3) I stepped in a huge pile of fire ants as I was sneaking into his window (since the garage door idea didn't work too well), 4) it lasted about 5 seconds, and 5) the condom broke! He cheated on me a month later... I caught him in a car with her!
2. mila kunis
ReplyDelete#1 - My first thought was Stephanie Pratt, but I guess Spencer would be more of a celebutard than a celebutante, right? Maybe Holly Montague???
ReplyDelete#2 - Liking the Amanda Bynes guess
#3/4 - Can't think of a guess on my own, but Peter Sarsgaard/Maggie Gyllenhaal fit if Peter is considered "very good looking"
I think Mila Kunis is dating Macauley Culkin...clearly she's on drugs.
ReplyDeleteI agree, RR is a little higher than C--though he's a lot of fun to look at. Oh, who am I kidding? I leer at him, openly...possibly while drooling.
I love Saarsgard, but I don't think he'd be considered "very good looking."
ReplyDeleteThat said, no clue on any of them! (except the first, which I don't have anything original and really don't care...)
#2 is Amanda Bynes.
ReplyDeleteI always assumed the guy who abused Alexis Bleidel was Milo Ventimiglia, but that relationship was for several years, not several weeks.
ReplyDelete#2 What is fairly young? cuz Bledel is already 28.
ReplyDeleteSad the women applauded, no matter how much #1 might deserve it. Would men applaud if roles were reversed?
ReplyDeleteNaomi Watts / Liev Schreiber
ReplyDeleteJennifer Connely / Paul Bettany
Emma Thompson / Greg Wise
Gyllenhaal / Saarsgard
Don't have fits. They are just guesses of successful actor/actress couplings
it scares me that anyone would call a Kardshian an A list celebutante....
ReplyDeleteI think #1 is Nicky Hilton. 1st name that popped in my head.
1. Nicky Hilton immediately came to mind.
ReplyDelete2. I like the Alexis Bledel guess. However, didn't Milo Ventamilga (sp?) allegedly beat her, so I am wondering if she would have got herself into something worse.
Amanda Bynes is a good second guess.
3. I would guess that it is not Liev and Naomi, as no one knows whether they are actually married or not.
I think Ryan Reynolds and Peter Sargaard are both B list.
I think Emma Thompson might be more A than B. Also, I do not think Greg Wise has aged well; he is no longer THAT good looking.
I really like the Paul Bettany/Jennifer Connoley guess.
I like Amanda Bynes, but would Enty describe her as "very pretty"? She's cute, and attractive, but...I dunno.
ReplyDelete1.Kourtney Kardashian
ReplyDelete2.Hayden does she still work on tv?
3.idk but that wife is some type of druggie or something? could be anyone
1. Nicky Hilton is who I thought of first. I don't know much about her, but it wouldn't surprise me if she was a huge cunt.
ReplyDeleteI'm not really feeling the Kardashian vibe here, but it would be fucking hilarious if that douche-bag dumped her like that while pregnant. I totally convinced she rail-roaded him into a relashionship by "accidentally" forgetting to take the pill.
2. Amanda Bynes seems to fit better then any others.
3/4. I have no clue...but funny. You'd think if your rich and going to a "massage Parlor" the company would be a little more discreet... haha.
Are Gyllenhaal and Saarsgard married?
ReplyDeleteGyllenhaal and Saarsgard got married in Italy awhile back.
ReplyDeleteimpeccable is a word id assosciate with upper class brits so id say wise/thompson for the third blind
ReplyDelete@Beth - you may be right about Emma Thompson and Greg Wise (though I never found him to be very good looking and don't really think he's aging well). She gave an interview recently in which she made some veiled about having her heart broken in relationships & it didn't sound like her comments were limited to her divorce from Kenneth Branagh
ReplyDeleteI don't really know if they fit the respective "lists" noted in the writeup, but what about Naomi Watts/Liev Schreiber?
ReplyDeleteShe has an impeccable filmography (Mulholland Dr, 21 Grams, The Ring) with a couple of slip ups (King Kong, The Christmas Wish?).
He's very good-looking and has a great filmography as well (Wolverine, X-Men, Manchurian Candidate, Sum of All Fears).
Thoughts, anyone?
This isn't going to be helpful, but what's the name of that actress who was the lead in that horror movie relatively recently? We had pics of the premiere and her boyfriend (the director?) was holding on to her. There were other BIs around that time about it.
ReplyDeleteThanks, sunnyside. I didn't know Gyllenhaal and Saarsgard had gotten married.
ReplyDeletecarrie...and there was rumors that he beat her? oh... Alison Loman!!! She was in drag me to hell.
ReplyDeleteIs Liev Schreiber considered very good looking?
ReplyDelete#1 is Haley Duff & Nick Zano still together?
ReplyDeletegot nothing for the other 2 BI's
No way is Paul Bettany a C list actor, not after Beautiful Mind and DaVinci Code. No way.
ReplyDeleteMaggie Gylenhaal WISHES Peter Saarsgard would leave his wallet at a brothel. It would prove he is not Toothy Tile's boyfriend, I mean Jake's boyfriend, I mean that Saarsgard is straight.
ReplyDelete@Jamie's Girl - I don't think Peter is Gray Goose. I think that honor belongs to Austin Nichols.
ReplyDelete1 - Nicky H.
2 - I like the Amanda Bynes guess
3 - I have no idea.
According to imdb, Lohman is married to Mark Neveldine.
ReplyDelete1. I would have thought a Kardashian. Paris seems to have cooled off on the constant media thing for a while. We should enjoy this lull.
2. Could be Bynes. Perhaps she got an STD from that Doug guy and that's why she's celibate.
No guess for 3 & 4.
So just last week, Amanda Bynes was a perfect fit for a pregnant actress with at least two boyfriends. All the hints point to her being celibate for a year this week?
ReplyDeleteThe only celubutantes sisters that could be A-list celebutantes would be Hiltons and Kardashians.
ReplyDeleteI can't see an entire crowd caring enough about a Hilton to applaud at one being called a bitch. My guess is that it was a boyfriend of Kim or Kourtenay saying it about Khloe and the people that cheered were friends of Lamar Odom.
Reggie Bush never looks happy with Kim after their staged reunion and he wasn't at her birthday party at Tao this weekend. I think the reason he was left out of the blind item is because "A-list athlete dating a-list celebutante" would be obvious.
Wait but...
ReplyDeleteDoesn't Enty always mention an Oscar if someone has one?
Emma has a screenwriting Oscar for Sense and Sensibility. I don't think the B list title fits her according to the rules of this site. Probably at worst would have been described as former A list with an oscar/nominee...
3&4: jerry o'connell & rebecca romijn?
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