In what would be one of the dumbest moves of all time, The Sun is speculating that Amy Winehouse has remarried Blaaaaaaaaaaaaaaake. The source of their speculation is Amy's Facebook page. Over the weekend she changed her status to married and also made the comment "Can't argue with true love. What's the point?" If by true love she means being married to a guy who got you hooked on drugs and almost killed you the first time around then yeah, that is true love. To give you an idea of what Facebook messages are like when someone is taking a lot of drugs, here is a missive from Blaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaake that he wrote on Amy's page.
"Love you too innit and vairvair proud of youse, know dis lioness civilishous. X."
Wow, that makes Courtney Love seem like a Nobel laureate. Last month Amy's dad says he caught Blaaaaaaaaaake and Amy in bed together. I wonder if he made some comment and that is why Amy got the new boobs.
I think the gibberish he wrote is just slang...but still, I don't think this is a good coupling.
ReplyDeleteAw man, I need a shower now. Just picturing them in bed gives me visions of lice, bedbugs, fluids, crack, and grime.
ReplyDeleteUGH !
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ReplyDeleteick nast times 1 million
ReplyDeletedumb ass LOL
ReplyDeletewhat on earth does civishous mean? I keep saying it out loud, hoping it will make sense... a little help please
ReplyDeletelinnea, civi-licious? A take on his last name?
ReplyDeleteBlaaaaaaaaaaaaaaake has a last name? I have no idea what it is.
ReplyDeleteLast month Amy's dad says he caught Blaaaaaaaaaake and Amy in bed together. I wonder if he made some comment and that is why Amy got the new boobs.
ReplyDeleteEeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwyeeeewwwwww. Just when I thought it would be a Papa Simpson-free day.
oh my. =O
ReplyDeletecivilishous= syphilis.
ReplyDeletehahaha@jax
ReplyDeleteoh damn, that was funny @Jax!
ReplyDeletewhatever happened to that kid he was having with the woman from rehab?
ReplyDeleteChav to English translation:
ReplyDelete"Love you too "innit"*, and very, very proud of you - know this lion is chivalrous."
*"innit - isn't it. The placement of it makes no sense to me.
There should prolly be a "that" between know & this.
You're welcome.
Seriously, these two crack whores deserve each other. Amy Whinehouse is a total freak.
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