Britney Spears Named Best Celebrity Mom
I don't know who in the f**k was polled, but a poll commissioned by the British firm Park Christmas Saving asked people who they thought was the best celebrity mom. I'm sure Dina Lohan was crushed she didn't come in first place. The vote wasn't even close. Britney received 74% of the votes. Who are these people? Did the company poll Britney Spears concert goers?
I guarantee the people polled were young though because second place was Christina Aguilera with 12%. She seems like a very good mom. Angelina Jolie was 3rd and Katie Holmes was 4th. Despite this poll being conducted in the UK, the top British finisher was Jade Goody who finished 5th. The only other UK mom to finish in the top 10 was Victoria Beckham who finished 10th.
I think Britney Spears has made dramatic improvements as a mother and I hope it continues but I can't imagine her being the best celebrity mom.
They polled those council houses that the CCTV cameras are mounted in.
ReplyDeletePark sell Christmas hampers to the financially-challenged. The voters must go on the pics in the cheap tabloids - as long as you have cute kiddies, who cares if you are a druggie, psycho, drunk or even dead? Still a good mum if you can smile for the paps.
ReplyDeleteCome on, there are actually some good celeb moms out there! Jennifer Garner, XTina, Gwen Stefani... your cat is probably a better mother than Britney.
ReplyDeleteMethinks the voters were funnin' with the poll
ReplyDeleteThanks Syko!
ReplyDeleteMy cat is a really good mother. Unfortunately, her son decided to run around in the streets and was killed. RIP Mojo. =[
Sorry for the loss of Mojo, Nosey! My cat would probably run around in the streets too, but he has no balls.
ReplyDeletebritney? really? those sweet brits are so polite...surely they just don't get the full spectrum of her crazy the way we do.
ReplyDeleteThe voters were probably the kind of people who read ass-kissing magazines and watch ass-kissing gossip shows, and that's where they get their info about celebrities. So all they see about Britney Spears is some footage of her holding up her kids and smiling for the cameras and they go, "Aww, she's such a good mom." My sister is a person like that, and it makes me want to throw up. She really thinks people like Britney are just "misunderstood", because that's what Mary Hart says.
ReplyDeleteIf Britney Spears is the best celebrity mom, then Dr. Conrad Murray is the best celebrity anesthesiologist.
ReplyDeleteWhat are people thinking?!
A dead person beat out Posh? That's harsh.
ReplyDeleteno the boring jennifer garner! no erzat rocky gwen stephani! it's a fake poll
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