The headline makes it sound like I am going to talk about some porno where Count Chocula and The Cocoa Puff character are going to get it on with Zac Efron while Alexis Arquette jumps out of a cake yelling surprise. It turns out though that it is very G Rated. Coco, who is 5 has a huge crush on Zac Efron. Her mom is who is older than 5 also has a huge crush on Zac Efron. So, Courteney Cox invited Zac over to her house and was going to have him surprise Coco.
"Coco gets these huge crushes on people. One day we decided to surprise her and invite Zac Efron over. We didn't tell her he was coming - she just loves him. We had a video camera up and we told her to close her eyes, (then said) 'Open them now!' She freaked out. She was traumatized and ran to her room... She was like, 'Oh no! I don't want to go out there!' I was trying to help her and she said, 'Well, it's his face!'"
His face? Oh, it was probably the makeup although you would think she would be used to that with Uncle Alexis running around. Courteney for her part was torn between being a good mom and being a cougar. "I looked at Zac and I was like, he's hot. I was so attracted to him, but I ran into the room (to console Coco)."
This disturbs me on so many levels that I'm not quite sure where to begin. But I can honestly say the last paragraph gave me the willies.
ReplyDeleteLOL on the story.
ReplyDeleteShe may have meant it in a joking manner, but sometimes, light-hearted doesn't come through well in print?
ReplyDeleteWonder how Zac took it (Coco running off).
Aw, I think the last paragraph was innocent and funny. Cute story.
ReplyDeletenice plug for her new series.
ReplyDelete@caydian Zac is used to it. He says the little kids he meets are usually much more timid then the moms. And the joke does come off better in the live interview it's from with Conan the other night.
ReplyDeletei thought Courteney was pregnant?
ReplyDeletedid i miss something?
her uncle/aunt is alexis and she's scared of zac efron? wth?
ReplyDeleteWho is uncle Alexis?
ReplyDeleteWho is uncle Alexis?
ReplyDeleteZac Efron's face scares me, too.
ReplyDeleteI guess I'm just old and not cougar material, because men under 25 are just too young to even think about being attracted to.
sunnyside, Alexis is sibling to David, Roseanna and Patricia Arquette. She was born male.
ReplyDelete"She was born male"; and still looks it! Poor thing. I'm not hating at all. I'm sorry, but she DOES!
ReplyDeleteI remember on the Surreal Life, Alexis said that she chooses not to look more feminine because she believes that transgendered people should look the way they look and not be so concerned about "passing."
ReplyDeleteBAHAHA! Nice.
ReplyDeleteDid Alexis have it removed? Such a shame if so...it was a thing of beauty.
ReplyDelete@Majik wha????
ReplyDeleteI'm with BigMama, this story is weird.
Courtney Told this story on Conan OBrien on Friday night. It is a much better story live than in print. In print you can't get the tone of the conversation..which was funny.
ReplyDeletechihuahuense: Check out the archives for Full Frontal Friday, and you'll understand all too well what Majik (and plenty of others) were thinking of. ;-)
ReplyDeleteaw, poor kid!
ReplyDeletei can't believe how big coco is, i haven't seen a pic of her in so long!!