Really? You really think that Jimmy Kimmel and Sarah Silverman would make a sex tape? Actually I could probably see them making one. What I don't see is them leaving the camera at a resort several years ago and now the tape pops up out of nowhere. But, let us say for the sake of argument that Jimmy & Sarah did make a sex tape while on vacation somewhere in the world. Let us also assume they left the entire camera behind with the sex tape on it. Fine. So, if you are the person who is trying to sell the tape and sending screen caps anonymously to a blogger in Canada do you think you might want to include some pictures that actually show a face? Are you telling me there are no pictures that look any better than the ones posted here? Seriously? Did they only use this tape for sex? Were there no home movies on it from their vacation? Something with a face? Honestly the picture in the screencap could be the file clerk down the hall. In fact, I think it is.
Did they make this sex tape while on Survivor? What's Jeff Probst doing there? Creepy
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Ick. Nast. So much for my lunch hour.
ReplyDeleteSo stupid.
ReplyDeleteJeff Probst? I thought that was Ben Affleck. Anyhoo - come on, ladies, who wouldn't want to crawl all over that hunky piece of man meat....
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Two words, Jimmy - "Biggest Loser"
Let me know if there's a Silverman/Matt Damon tape, that'd be less caustic to the eyes. :)
ReplyDeleteLooks like Ben Affleck to me. All roads lead to Ben anyway.
ReplyDeleteIf you want to know if it's them, play the audio. LMAO I don't want to see this....seriously. Just the thought of Sarah Silverman's sex sounds is disturbing enough.
I thought it was Affleck, too.
ReplyDeleteI can't think of any reason to watch either Jimmy Kimmel or Sarah Silverman having sex, let alone the double whammy of them having it with each other.
Upon further inspection it could be Ben Affleck. I see sweaty men in ragged clothing and I automatically think Survivor, sorry.
ReplyDeletethis sounds like a joke.. maybe for funny or die?
ReplyDeleteWow - look at the moobs on him! Thinkin' he needs to try an underwire...
ReplyDeleteI think it will be hysterical to see what comedy routine Sarah & Jimmy develop with this. You just know there is a 3-some video coming out with Matt Damon, Sarah and Jimmy.
ReplyDeleteThey'll run with this, as ridiculous as it is.
i heard the only position they do is missionary.
ReplyDeleteI just thought of something. If you really have a sex tape of celebrities and you want to make lots of money on it, are you really going to send it to the Zack Taylor blog in Canada? Haahahahaha. What are they going to pay you with? Beaver tails? Poutine? HA! There are better places to go with this.
ReplyDeleteDamn you Sue Ellen Mishkey! I now have this insatiable urge to drive to Montreal and get me some poutine.
ReplyDeleteThat IS Affleck... That particular shot is from Kimmel's "I'm Fucking Ben Affleck" spoof answer to
ReplyDeleteSilverman's "I'm Fucking Matt Damon." it's being used here to compare with sex tape stills of Kimmel's shirtless chest and torso.
Mikey:
ReplyDeleteNo need to drive to Montreal, just make it yourself. It's easy peasy. You could even make bootleg poutine with regular cheese if you can't get cheese curds.
"Moobs." Heh-heh!
ReplyDeleteHey Sue Ellen Mishkey - I do have a small cafe near the office, owned by a French Canadian, which does not have poutine on the menu but she will make it for me if I call a day in advance. My office mates think I'm nuts when I eat it.
ReplyDeleteStuff tastes better to me when I don't have to cook and clean up.
OK - just Googled 'poutine'. Gross. (No offense.)
ReplyDeleteI thought Sue Ellen Mishkey was talking about beaver tail and poontang until I looked it up.
ReplyDeletePoutine does look disgusting but trust me, it's divine. Especially made with cheese curds. Even more divine when you're drunk.
ReplyDeleteBeaver Tails are kind of like danishes.
LOL Cheryl. I was thinking the same thing.
ReplyDeleteOkay, I'm going to Montreal this weekend, and I'm excited about beaver tails - haven't had one in ages - but had to look up poutine. It sounds like something I'd actually like, but I'm pregnant - anyone know if the cheese is pasteurized?
ReplyDelete@Nicole - IDK, ask your server to check with the kitchen. Aren't most milk products pasturized nowadays? It's great with roasted chicken.
ReplyDeleteTo quote Buffy, "Raise your hand if, ew."
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