I am pretty sure that at no time yesterday did I see any story that said Lindsay Lohan was in a psych ward. Lindsay however would like the world to know that the story which never existed is in fact not true.
"Hahahaha my publicist just called me & said she heard I was in a psych ward!!!! Hahaha WHAT IS WRONG with people???? I'm working lol,"
I think the whole point of all this was to allow the publicist to let the world know that Lindsay is actually working. Yes, a real job. She even got a free trip to Texas out of it. I knew she was filming a small part in the movie Machete with Robert DeNiro and Jessica Alba, but I guess no one really noticed and so she thought the psych ward story would be a good one to throw out there.
Meanwhile Dina Lohan also chimed in to say she is working on a new website called LohanHouse.com which, despite the name is not in fact a permanent rehab facility for all Lohan family members but is going to be a site dedicated to giving us all the real facts about the Lohan family and also allow those of you with more money than sense an opportunity to buy Lohan inspired clothing. I can't wait until they have a sale on vials. Maybe there will be Santa ones for Christmas.
"I'm working lol" - Yeah, I couldn't help but snicker when I read that you actually have a job, too, LiLo.
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ReplyDeleteMischa Barton and Lindsay Lohan I guess might look the same if you're high on crack or whatever. And maybe LiLo is only now catching up on the Mischa stuff.
ReplyDeleteMIGHT NOT BE A BAD PLACE FOR HER...
ReplyDeleteLohanHouse huh? Didn't Dina have her physical house auctioned off of the courthouse steps for non- payment of either mortgage or taxes? Well Dina, if you don't pay regularly, your web house will be gone too!
ReplyDeletelol @ "LohanHouse" = rehab!
ReplyDeletedoubleLOL @ "free trip to Texas"...they may have a douchey f/b team, but those peeps know BBQ. good stuff.
I don't get enty's "sale on vials" comment. Could he be implying that the sight will sell drugs>
ReplyDeletehahaha you still have a publicist, WHAT IS WRONG with that? lol
ReplyDelete@sunnyside - Yeah, heroin, crack and a few other drugs are sold in vials. It's usually the nasty, addictive drugs that come in vials.
ReplyDeleteDina Lohan is THE Desperate Housewife! What a kook...
ReplyDeleteShe has no clue as how irrelevant they have all become. I bet my shitty little blog that four people know about will get more hits than Lohanhouse.
Does anyone remember that t.v. show Martin? They had a character on there named Tommy that would always talk about work and no one had any idea what he did for a living. Martin would always scream "You ain't got no job, Tommy!" I always want to scream at her "You ain't got no job, Lindsay!"
ReplyDeletelol, you just gave me a great idea on what to do w/ all the used syringes from my poor diabetic kitty, ent!!
ReplyDeleteMaybe someone will hack/infect the site. Maybe? LOL. It's a certainty.
ReplyDeleteThe sad reality is the publicist probably wasn't really letting Lindsay know about the rumor but was actually confirming it by calling her. If she answered then probably not in a pysch ward and can have a pretend laugh, if she didn't then a little Lohan hunt probably would have gone down. With most stars such as rumor would be dismissed out of hand but with her it actually does require verification just to make sure.
ReplyDeleteMaybe the poor publicist was making a plans for herself (afterall LiLo is her client & that would drive anyone Nucking futz)
ReplyDelete"I just read about this nice psych facility. They do a fantastic brunch. I'm going to stay there awhile. As a patient. It would be a nice place for me to get help for those anxiety attacks I get when that special phone you gave me rings."
What LiLo heard:
I just read about a psych facility.
It said YOU were a patient. YOU patient. YOU brunch. YOU...YOU YOU."
LiLo only hears the one note opera.
Me...Me...Me...ME!
She needs to be in a psych ward. A couple of years should do it.
ReplyDeleteHmmm...someone hasn't been getting nough attention.
ReplyDeleteHow the hell did she get a job with Deniro?
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