Tuesday, September 08, 2009

What Do You Think?


If I am the vet for Aubrey O'Day's dog, I am telling her to go find a new vet. US Weekly interviewed Aubrey about how she is always dyeing her dog's hair to match whatever whim Aubrey has or whatever outfit she is going to wear. I guess some websites have criticized Aubrey for dyeing her dog. I have no idea if it is healthy for the dog or not. Aubrey says that she checks with her vet before ever dyeing her dog and that all the dyes are safe to use on pets. Can you imagine Aubrey calling her vet and saying, "Umm, I am thinking of dyeing Ginger the color of the rainbow today. Do you mind telling me if each of the dyes are safe?" After about the 20th call in a week I am pretty sure the vet just wishes Aubrey and the dog would go away. It's kind of the same way I feel about Aubrey.


21 comments:

  1. I don't care if it's safe, think of what she's putting the poor dog through just for vanity.

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  2. Honey, it's a living thing, not a Doodle Bear. Give the poor thing and accept the fact that he's not a blank canvas. K? Great talk.

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  3. I saw the photo and thought that an Olsen twin looked healthy and happy for a change.

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  4. attentionwhore - leave that doggie alone.

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  5. Anonymous1:35 PM

    That dog would throw itself into traffic if it could.

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  6. Accessorize with purses and jewelry. Dye your own fuxing hair.

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  7. I thought it was an Olson too. And leave the dog alone before he takes to pooping in your shoe.

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  8. OK, the dog is bad enough. Anyone notice the t shirt? "My sex tape comes out next week"

    Uh. Classy. Really classy.

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  9. Most mammals, ESPECIALLY dogs, use their coat as an added method of communication with others of their kind. By dying this dog's fur and dressing it in all those cutsie outfits, she is not letting her dog express itself (how weird does that sound?). Basically, she's making all the normal dogs in the neighbourhood wanna f* that little dog UP.

    On the plus side, this could be a real human child so I think we should all just count our blessings and walk slowly backwards.

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  10. Thousands and thousands of dogs are sitting in pounds waiting for a home, most will be euthanized. Just as many are wandering the streets eating from garbage cans or tied in back yards mostly forgotten. If she wants to dye her spoiled rotten dog that probably has its own nanny, more power to her. Dye away honey.

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  11. What I think is this b*tch looks rough.

    Quit with the frosted sh*t for starters.

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  12. She needs to dye her roots and leave the poor dog alone.

    It's sad when one bitch has to use another bitch just to get attention.

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  13. Yeah, and when the aliens come and make us great pets this slag whore should be dipped in a different color epoxy every frickin' day, her own damn self.

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  14. Anonymous3:27 PM

    For those of you outraged, you'll hate this link about a contest where people cut and colored their poodles into costumes.

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  15. DN, those are bad, but this one is still the worst I've ever seen.

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  16. I love malteses, have one myself, and I know that THEIR PINK SKIN IS SENSITIVE YOU STUPID BITCH! STOP FUCKING DYING HER IT PROBABLY BURNS YOU BLEEDING FUCKING IDIOT.

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  17. SIGH! I hate when people abuse animals. She does need to take care of her own roots before tormenting her puppy. Then part of me says well he wasn't left in a closet to die like the Parisite did.

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  18. Wow. What a douchebag.

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  19. Uh .. I am totally not supporting this skag for her behavior .. but there are dye made for animals. They are vegetable based dye.

    That being said .. I have never .. nor will I ever .. dye a dog .. cat .. hamster.. bunny.. anything. I have - however - a friend who dyes her poodle from time to time. I also do not support that activity .. but strangely the dog does seem to prance around when she is pink! Weird!

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  20. Anonymous10:58 PM

    You guys. This is totally wild but bear with me.

    I think I ran into Aubrey last time she was in Seattle.

    There were three girls wandering around downtown, dressed as if they were in LA, which looks totally ridiculous here. It made her very conspicuous. Everyone was gathering around, but it had more to do with her pink colored dog than it did with her. She had the same eyes the same dopey gaze, and she was the right height and everything.

    At the corner, someone asked how she dyed the dog's hair. Since she and the dog shared pink streaks, I cackled loudly "WITH KOOLAID, JUST LIKE SHE DOES HER CHEAP HAIR" which got a lot of guffaws. I had no idea at the time who she was, but remember the girl's face, her entourage, and the dog, I'm almost positive.

    I'm also sure not a single person in Seattle realized it.

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  21. I thought she was Ashley Olson, too!
    Lol @ SelenaKyle's comments.
    To quote Michael K - you know that dog is thinking "If you dye my fur one more time, we're fucking done professionally"

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