I like to call this one Easy & Skeezy. It doesn't really have anything to do with either of the people involved as a nickname. It just means that it is fairly easy to solve and one of the participants is particularly skeezy. When I refer to someone as an A list reality star, it just means they are on the top of the reality show food chain.
So, over the weekend, this married A list male reality star would not stop hitting on this younger A list female reality star. He kept following her around like a puppy, and saying things like, "we should really work together." Yes, he said that. When they were first introduced she was very polite, but then he started getting close and doing the touching thing. The rest of the night was the puppy dog thing and trying to impress her. She wasn't. It didn't stop him from telling everyone at the party though how she was into him.
once again: all of them :-)
ReplyDeleteThat goofball from Survivor?
ReplyDeleteSkeezy, married, male reality star?
ReplyDeleteI'll take Spencer Pratt for a lock.
Skeezy married star? Tori Spelling's husband
ReplyDeletejon gosselin and...
ReplyDeleteDavid Hasselhoff and Susan Boyle
ReplyDeleteMr. Spelling for the win, he's in Random photos today that makes him easy and skeezy.
ReplyDeleteI am "Team Quintessential Southerner" .. the only question is who is the girl??
ReplyDeleteWhat about Jon Gosselin and Kim Kardashian? http://www.etonline.com/news/2009/09/78576/index.html
ReplyDeleteI think Ms. Cam might be onto something.
ReplyDeleteI agree-- it has to be Gosselin and some other reality star. Ms. Cam's of Kim Kardashian seems to be spot on.
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ReplyDeleteHAHAH! @ CDANLuva
ReplyDelete"puppy dog thing" - ew. I can't imagine Jon Gosselin being a puppy dog. He's more of a slobbering, mange mutt.
ReplyDeletePS that was a good one, cdanluva!
@cdanluva, FTW, LOL, that's a visual I'll never get out of my head now!
ReplyDeletekimmy k and jon. good guesses.
ReplyDeletekimmy k definitely does not want any part of john gosselin and his kids. he's in for a rude awakening. lol.
Jon Gosselin, answering the question "How nasty do you have to be for Kim Kardassian to be too good for you?"
ReplyDeleteDoes Jonny la Douche still count as married, though? (Says "married" in the BV.)
ReplyDeleteOn a side note, I saw a bunch of Ed Hardy at TJ Maxx today. Laughed.
Filed for divorce. It takes months to years to get the divorce finalized.
ReplyDeleteSpencer Pratt and Kathy Griffin
ReplyDeletethere is a store in the mall close to where I work that sells tonnes of ed hardy crap. It also smells like garbage everytime I walk by there.... cooincidence? I don't think so....
ReplyDeleteI'm on the Jon G and Kim K train....
Is Spence Pratt married? How did I miss that? I must have been under my rock in Rockville.
ReplyDeleteYou must've really been under a rock - they got married like 4 times, LOL.
ReplyDelete4 times? What, they were afraid they wouldn't get enough presents?
ReplyDeletelol Diane P, I was at Ross this past weekend and saw some Ed Hardy high ball glasses. Laughed my ass off.
ReplyDeleteis jon really a list? what qualifies as a list when talking about reality stars?
ReplyDeleteFor those two, there is no such thing as "enough." But I think they wanted publicity even more than presents. I can't decide if I'm happy or sad that the Gosselins bumped Speidi off the radar. At least Jon's face is a tiny bit less horrifying than Spencer's.
ReplyDeleteOn the Q.S. bandwagon: jon gosselin
ReplyDeleteHas anyone heard that Patrick Swayze died?? My friend just called and said she heard that .. but I am finding nothing as of yet.
ReplyDeleteyes he has.
ReplyDeletehttp://abcnews.go.com/Entertainment/wireStory?id=8574333
I just read that Wil!
ReplyDeletedef Jon G for skeazy and like the Kim K guess, Ms. Cam. Good job!
ReplyDeleteVery sad .. I was hoping he would make it. : /
ReplyDeleteI think you nailed it, Q. S., good thinking!
ReplyDeleteGeorge Takei ... oh wait, I meant Jon G. -
ReplyDeleteAs for the other party, anyone other than Kate.
john gosslin
ReplyDeleteWere Kim and JG at the same party this past weekend?
ReplyDeleteJon G and... Kim K?! Ewww! If it's true I don't blame Kate one bit for kicking his butt out. But are Jon and Kate divorced yet? You'd think if it was referring to Jon the wording would be "soon-to-be-divorced" rather than "married" reality TV star. I think Tori Spelling's husband Dean is a better guess.
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