They Broke Up - But Let's Cover Ourselves In Case They Didn't
The latest US Weekly cracks me up. As you can see in the picture, almost the entire front cover is devoted to Justin Timerlake & Jessica Biel breaking up. Honestly I don't think that many people cared they were going out. It just seemed like one of those things where they were friends and when someone needed a date to an event they showed up together. I never saw any kind of real affection or intimacy between the couple, probably because there was none. Anyway, that is beside the point. So, you have this cover and the breathless news.
But, when you read the article it has all these qualifiers to it, just in case US was wrong or the pair reconcile. See, Justin and Jessica's dad have some charity thing going on together and Justin and Jessica are supposed to do that Mt. Kilimanjaro hike together for charity and so US is just planning ahead for when the inevitable photos of them hanging out appear again.
Take a look at some. "Meanwhile, Biel, 27, is in 'severe denial and won't accept' the split, their mutual pal tells Us Weekly." Yeah, so that way if you see her with Justin it is because she won't accept it. Kind of like the Seinfeld episode where the woman wouldn't let George break up with her.
"Another source says, 'There's no way of knowing if it's a firm breakup, because with them it's so hot and cold.' "
So, if they get back together, it wasn't a firm breakup. This could just be a cold spell. You know what? Sometimes I wish the magazines would just grow a pair. Make a call and go with it. Yeah, you might be wrong, but at least you took a position. They all just hate to be wrong. Everyone hates to be wrong, but it is better than being a blob in the middle that washes back and forth but doesn't go anywhere.
I still totally believe that Jessica is into chicks and that's why Lindsay Lohan freaked out back in the day when her old assistant started working for Biel. She wasn't just an assistant, if you know what I'm saying.
ReplyDeleteThis has always been my impression too, and has left Justin to privately screw around with whomever he wants without any hassles.
ReplyDeleteI believe that he dumped her from their "deal"...whatever that may have been. What he got out of it, who knows....she got all benefits that's for sure and she still couldn't parlay it into any decent roles. All that publicity and you can't score better gigs? States volumes about her "talent". Anyhoo, I think she's freaking out cause she knows without Justin, she's back to even shittier movies. As Lainey said yesterday...Dancing with the Stars! Justin had that Mt. Kilimanjaro thing on lock a long while ago and then all of the sudden there is this big press release about her doing it. When his people are asked for a comment, they won't commit to him doing it all of the sudden. Trying to force his hand via a charity event eh Shelfy? I'll give her one thing, bitch has a killer publicist. She must be fuckin her or something cause they work for that girl like no other and she has no talent to speak of at all. Apparently, Justin is now banging Rihanna. He definitely has a thing for crazy bitches.
ReplyDeleteRemember the blind from a couple of weeks ago about an actress that was going to out herself because her girlfriend was giving her an ultimatum???? Bingo!!! She is totally a lesbian and it's just too bad that she has to hide it. Hopefully she'll come out soon.
ReplyDeleteJessica was or is filming around where I live, and the movie also stars Liam Neeson! Maybe she managed to get that dream role through Justin after all.
ReplyDeleteI wish that girl who was photographed with her hand on Jessica's behind would out her.
zzzzzzzzzzzzZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzz...they bore me.
ReplyDeleteim more interested in kristen's twisted lies
Audrey, that actress was married.
ReplyDeleteIs it wrong that I respect JT's talent?
ReplyDeleteShelfy is another story altogether.
I don't really care about either one of them but Jessica is generally a lot more annoying. However I might be mildly interested if Justin were with Rihanna just so they could do another video together. I would just be curious to see if they could make something more interesting than Rehab...that was such a bore.
ReplyDelete@ Whole_lotto-Luv - darn!! Oh well, I still think JB is gay. That photo J-Mo referred to is the clincher.
ReplyDeleteThanks for straightening me out, so to speak ;)
Audrey, I agree about Biel because of that photo. I remembered that in the blind the woman was married, and that's why it couldn't be Biel.
ReplyDeleteI don't understand the Biel attraction factor. When I saw The Illusionist, I was shocked at how big her teeth were. I think I might have liked that movie had I not been so distracted by her teeth.
AGAIN WHO CARES
ReplyDeleteI just think that cover is the funniest thing ever. The pictures they chose! "IT'S OVER!!!" Happy Timberlake! Saaaaad Jessica Biel!
ReplyDeleteI've never understood Timberlake's physical appeal. He does, however, have a marvelous sense of humor and he does the best Robin Gibb. ;-D
ReplyDeleteI don't think that photo "outs" Biel. Her friend could've known they were being photographed and did it as a joke. It's not uncommon. Everyone acts like they were going at in on the field.
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ReplyDeleteI just feel so bad for Jessica having to deal with those good looks!
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