Wednesday, September 23, 2009
Stay Classy Khloe
It is always a good day when you can throw in an Anchorman quote. Getting to throw in the best one just makes it all the better. Let's talk about Khloe and her wedding for a couple of minutes. Apparently there must be a huge demand for any and all things Khloe. She sold the pictures to her upcoming wedding for about $300K. That is probably more money than she would have earned in the next ten years if Kim hadn't decided to have sex with Ray-J and tape it.
A source close to the Kardashian's said the wedding is going to be really classy. My experience is that when someone says something is going to be classy you end up having a bride wearing a backless mini dress for her bridal gown and a reception where everyone wears matching sweat suits that say either Pimps or Maids.
Oh, E! has an interview with Lamar Odom's ex. She said she was shocked to hear about the wedding and thought it was a joke when someone texted her about it. She was engaged to Lamar for 8 years and together with him for 12 but he never wanted to actually get married. The couple broke up shortly after Lamar's youngest child died of SIDS.
Khloe and Lamar went out last night (see picture above). Umm, is it just me or is that a leather dress Khloe is wearing? Why yes it is. So much for that entire PETA ad and campaign where she said she couldn't stand people who wore leather and ate meat. Lucky for her she didn;t say anything negative about huge diamond rings because her ring is 9 carats.
Khloe officially announced on her website what everyone else has known about for days. As you know I love comments on those sites. This was one of my favorites.
COngrats! YOu're gOnna lOok even mOre beautiful as a bride than yOu already dO! take lOts of pix! Wish yOu bOth nOthing but happiness! xoxo.
Meanwhile, Kim Kardashian continues to cry herself to sleep each night.
I don't give a rip about the Karshadians beyond what I read on your site. HOWEVER, if Lamar lost a baby to SIDS, perhaps he re-evaluated his life and found "the one" and decided to marry her and be happy. Perhaps he deserves it after going through something so traumatic.
ReplyDeleteshe looks really good, did she lose weight?
ReplyDeleteside note - how awful it must have been for his child to die so young.
This girl is famous because her sister leaked a sex tape of her having sex with Brandy's brother.
ReplyDeleteGo away.
Looks like pleather to me, Enty.
ReplyDeleteSomeone explain to me again why this rather homely girl is famous and rich?
ReplyDeleteCan I just say how much I dislike the adjective "classy"? It's basically saying that something is superior because it is upper-class, i.e., associated with wealth. Wealth is not positively correlated with quality....as the Kardashians demonstrate on a regular basis.
ReplyDeleteIt's one of those descriptors, like 'white trash,' that people use without thinking about what it actually implies.
Perhaps The Donald is helping with the wedding plans.
ReplyDeleteI'm so frickin' sick of the Kards. Why in the hell does Kneepads.com insist on posting 16,854 items about these boring, useless twits? Kneepads is just dropping its own stock even lower by following their every move. (Like they're the only people who've ever gotten knocked up or married. Whatever!)
pr stunt. that is all.
ReplyDeleteI liked these comments from her site:
ReplyDeleteBud Wyzer said:
Well I guess the pregnancy test came out positive! You do realize that NBA players have the highest rate of illegitimate children out of athletes.
and
Mike Jordon said:
Hey congrats! You're now an NBA whore!
THE SECOND SOMEONE UTTERS "CLASSY" IT'S UNDERSTOOD THEY HAVE NONE.....CLASS CAN NOT BE TAUGHT, YOU EITHER HAVE IT OR YOU DON'T....
ReplyDeleteTHE KARDASHIAN'S ARE CRASS & COMMON ...THE ONLY THING NONE OF US KNOW YET, IS EXACTLY HOW LOW WILL THEY GO....
I think she is just doing this to get some attention. She's mad that the other one is pregnant and everyone is looking at her.
ReplyDeleteThey all drive me crazy.
I hate this family with a passion I usually reserve for mushrooms and animal abusers.
ReplyDeleteI wonder if their eventual break up and divorce is going to receive this much press. I say it will beless than two months til we find out.
ReplyDeleteMore like klassy.
ReplyDeleteIn any event, who knows what's really going on, but I love how Kris is managing to get herself in some of the People photos. LOL ...
They're the family I hate to love.
As much as I hate this family, I hope ENT will continue to write about them. He is positively inspired when he rips 'em to shreds, it's great reading.
ReplyDeleteAgree with Idiot Watcher - might be pleather. Also, I believe it was a FUR campaign she posed for.
ReplyDeletelol @ SFG
ReplyDeleteI like how the CDAN family thinks. Can't we all just decide who we want to be famous and boycott the rest? That would be awesome.
ReplyDeleteWe need a lot of money, a network, and we need to figure out how to get them to all stop doing interviews. Make movies and disappear.
Longtime reader, always kept comments to myself though.
ReplyDeleteI always wondered about those Peta ad models who show up a couple of years later with leather (be it clothing or accessories).