Tuesday, September 15, 2009

Sean Penn Has A New Girlfriend - I Hope She Likes Russian Hookers


Over the weekend Sean Penn introduced the world to his new girlfriend. Who is she? Sports Illustrated swimsuit model Jessica White. The pair met last month at a Kid Rock party. Jessica, is 25 and Penn about 125 spent the weekend in New York City drinking and eating and drinking and drinking.

Some source told Kneepads that the couple are serious and into each other and every other cliche anyone ever writes about a new couple.


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17 comments:

  1. empyrios11:43 AM

    Robin Wright needs to hook up with Gerard Butler and then the circle will be complete!

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  2. Alice D Millionaire11:52 AM

    I didn't know who Jessica White was before this so I think she is getting what she wants. She will likely be more than willing to turn a blind eye to any hooker Sean wants to hang out with regardless of nationality.

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  3. dee11:53 AM

    they were together at soho house, london a couple of weeks ago.

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  4. Poey12:03 PM

    This chick obviously wants publicity. She was dating Terrell Owens on his reality show, too. Yes, I watched it! :)

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  5. ardleighstreet12:10 PM

    Kneepads source could well be Jessica herself. I'll believe it when Penn tells it to the press.
    Otherwise she is just another place to stick his little Penn.

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  6. PCF12:27 PM

    LOL at ardleigh. This is disgusting in every way.

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  7. whole lotto luv12:34 PM

    Good luck to her. I wouldn't f*ck him with a bullet-proof rubber, but that's just me.

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  8. CDAN Mod12:43 PM

    RUN. she can have many others BETTER than penn.

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  9. Kim12:43 PM

    I wouldn't f*ck him with my husband's dick and his best friend pushing. Ugh.

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  10. Sporky12:54 PM

    I wouldn't fuck him with John Bobbitt's dick!

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  11. Pookie12:57 PM

    he's dating TO's ex? now that's funny...teehee...

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  12. califblondy1:00 PM

    T.O. and Sean? Wow, what a jerk magnet.

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  13. B6267:13 PM

    Eddie Izz looks grrreat!
    Same for (SHOCK) Ashley Olson.
    On the other side of that swinging pendulem is Keanu-unfortunate.

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  14. PJ Nelson7:37 PM

    Laughing at the visual Kim laid on the table about Penn. Grrrosss!

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  16. Jasmine9:15 PM

    Wait a minute, her name is Jessica WHITE? And she's black?! Thats really funny to me for some reason. but my humor can be questionable, hmmmm

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  17. Linnea7:14 AM

    Hmm. I love his hair in that pic. Just as sleazy as he is.

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