Scarlett Johansson must think the world has a very short memory. OK, I admit it we do. But seriously it wasn't that long ago that a couple of people paid a LOT of money to go to a Scarlett J premiere and a meet and greet. Do you remember what they got? They got two movie tickets and a note that may or may not have been from Scarlett. Horrible, horrible publicity and Scarlett looked like a selfish person who didn't follow through on her promises and the charity looked like crap as well.
So, when Oxfam America (which I LOVE) says they are auctioning off two tickets to the Iron Man 2 premiere and a meet and greet with Scarlett you need to know going in that you aren't going to meet her. She isn't going to have time for you. She won't have five seconds to meet you so get it out of your head. Oh, she technically has the time, but even if you give millions of dollars to Oxfam, don't count on getting to see her. I love that Oxfam is raising money and Iron Man 2 is a great movie, but any other star including Gwyneth Paltrow would have been a better choice for the meet and greet. Robert Downey Jr.? He would probably invite you to dinner. Gwyneth? Cooking tips all night long. Scarlett? She won't show up.
Now, next week is an auction where you can meet Colin Firth in London. That is your better choice. If you are interested in either of the auctions, click here.
Hey Enty - how about you and me - London - Colin Firth.. I promise to be attentive and hang onto your every word. Deal?
ReplyDeleteI love oxfam too. I hope she doesnt screw them (and the auction winners)
ReplyDeleteThe Meet and Greet this time will consist of her waving at you dismissively as she walks by.
ReplyDeleteMeet Colin Firth?? Awesome.
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ReplyDeleteJeebus, didn't mean for the triplicate submission.
ReplyDeleteBut, doesn't she have a clone? The clone could do the meet and greet and we'd be none the wiser, lol.
ReplyDeletehttp://www.crazydaysandnights.net/2009/03/scarlett-johansson-is-clone.html
And yeah, I'd rather meet Colin Firth, too.
C U Next Tuesday Scarlett!
ReplyDelete(Didn't the Oxfam people learn from that other auction?)
Why on earth would anyone want to meet a vapid, over-hyped, not particularly pretty, bad actress?
ReplyDeleteWhy would they choose/ask her?
ReplyDeleteDon't get it.
don't pay attention to her and she will go away.
thats easy!
I know I tend to be a bit hard on old Gwyneth, but I've got to admit, when she's got a project to promote, she shows up and doesn't phone it in. Scarlett should take note.
ReplyDeleteMs Cool, my favorite descriptive for this girl is "homely", which goes just a step past "not particularly pretty" but not as far as "downright hideous".
ReplyDeleteJust don't get the attraction.
Now, now. She might very well keep her commitment to this one - I'm not sure I agree the winner should expect she won't show up. A little too much hate, methinks.
ReplyDeleteMs Cool summed up my thoughts perfectly!
ReplyDeleteI think whomever wins the bid for those tickets ought to know that they did it for a good cause and then stand ScarJo up :-)
ReplyDeleteAnd I'm on the "I'd much rather meet Colin Firth ... oh BOY would I love to meet Colin Firth" wagon!!! <3 <3 <3
It's a Marvel Comic character I'd much rather meet Stan "the man" Lee! Yeah I'm a geek like that.
ReplyDeleteSam Jackson,Don Cheadle,Mickey Rourke...heck anyone but that little snot. Yuck.
A choice between meeting Firth or Johansson? You're kidding, right?
ReplyDeleteHave absolutely no interest in/nothing to say to Johansson.
Could talk to Firth for days.