Scarlett Johansson Would Like To Rip You Off Again

Scarlett Johansson must think the world has a very short memory. OK, I admit it we do. But seriously it wasn't that long ago that a couple of people paid a LOT of money to go to a Scarlett J premiere and a meet and greet. Do you remember what they got? They got two movie tickets and a note that may or may not have been from Scarlett. Horrible, horrible publicity and Scarlett looked like a selfish person who didn't follow through on her promises and the charity looked like crap as well.

So, when Oxfam America (which I LOVE) says they are auctioning off two tickets to the Iron Man 2 premiere and a meet and greet with Scarlett you need to know going in that you aren't going to meet her. She isn't going to have time for you. She won't have five seconds to meet you so get it out of your head. Oh, she technically has the time, but even if you give millions of dollars to Oxfam, don't count on getting to see her. I love that Oxfam is raising money and Iron Man 2 is a great movie, but any other star including Gwyneth Paltrow would have been a better choice for the meet and greet. Robert Downey Jr.? He would probably invite you to dinner. Gwyneth? Cooking tips all night long. Scarlett? She won't show up.

Now, next week is an auction where you can meet Colin Firth in London. That is your better choice. If you are interested in either of the auctions, click here.