Rebecca Gayheart & Eric Dane Crack Me Up
The latest issue of The National Enquirer accuses Rebecca Gayheart and Eric Dane of taking drugs at a party. At this point I think all of us would be more shocked if they went to party and didn't take drugs. The report says that back in 2008 the couple were spotted snorting a white powder. Gasp.
A source said, "I think Eric and Rebecca were there to get high. It didn't take long before she asked where the coke was. They went into another room and started snorting lines of cocaine. I watched them do it... I saw Rebecca snort lines a couple of times - and Eric at least once."
I'm surprised Rebecca didn't pull out her crack pipe and show everyone how to really get high. The couple was asked to respond to the article and this is what they had to say. "It's mean and untrue. If it happened, where are the photos?"
Yes, dammit. Where are the photos? Where are the photos of every single person taking drugs who have ever taken drugs? That is the most ridiculous thing I have heard today. From now on the rule of law in this country says that everyone is innocent unless there is a picture. So sayeth Rebecca and Eric's publicist.
"Pics or it didn't happen."
ReplyDeletethese two...geez. if i had that fine ass i'd have it home with me everynight. coke schmoke! let's get it onnn.
ReplyDeleteI know it's just the angle of the pic and the way her hair is in it, but she appears to have a freakishly-long giraffe-woman neck. Which also made me crack up.
ReplyDeleteOh, good. This means my black clad and misunderstood teenage years didn't actually happen.
ReplyDeleteLOL, I see it now 0.
ReplyDeleteWhat Jax said.
ReplyDeleteSimple answer: Rebecca and Eric are not human, but are actually Ravenous Bugblatter Beasts of Traal.
ReplyDeleteI love the fluffiness of the denial. "I'm not saying we did it, I'm saying you can't prove it".
ReplyDelete"It's mean and untrue" means Rebecca was smoking crack, so we weren't both snorting powder.
I want these two to go away before they become the Amy Winehouse and Blaaaake of Hollywood.
I just love it when denials invole the word "mean"! Mean? Really? People are mean to you? Is it really that mean to say you do drugs, when there is video proof of you talking about how high you are?
ReplyDeleteits the kindergarten defense - "its MEAN, so pay no attention to it!"
ReplyDeleteIt's mean and it's untrue. They weren't there to get high; they brought their own coke/crack to the party. They were there to find an extra chick to go home with them.
ReplyDeleteI'm curious as to why the National Enquirer is gunning for them. First the allegations of crack use, then the video now this. They don't seem like famewhores. Rather they tend to remain under the radar. It's peculiar.
ReplyDeleteWasn't there a blind about a husband who tried to get his wife to stop using and thought she had, but she was back on them and we assumed it was Eric and Rebecca?
ReplyDeleteThe NE isn't gunning for them, but Dane's character in Grey's Anatomy is dating the replacement Grey in the show. Since whiny Grey is going to be out for a bunch of episodes, my bet is that someone is afraid that Grey 2.0, and her beau might steel the show in the mean time. All the dirt on the actress that plays Grey 2.0 is 10 years old, so they target Dane.
ReplyDeleteMy bet is that all this stuff has always been their way of life , but Dane wasn't a threat until now. One thing we kno from reading this site is how much bitchiness goes on within that cast. I still remember when a cast member friend of Enty fed him a rumor on another cast member because she was jealous.
Mooshki's first comment beat me to it. Pics or it didn't happen just took on a whole new level of denial.
ReplyDeleteWait a minute! People being accused of something without proof?!?
ReplyDeleteHow unusual...
Ugh.. I hate that they make drug usage look so... hot.
ReplyDeleteOh, Rebecca is throwing down the gauntlet...'I challenge you to show me photos'. I predict an email to the National Enquirer with photographic proof in 5-4-3-2...
ReplyDeleteRemember, even if you think no one is watching, someone ALWAYS is and there's usually a camera involved.
O/T: I really hope the rumors of her being pregnant are false; the thought of an alleged addict pregnant is scary!
They just challenged them to GET proof. They are dumber then dirt.
ReplyDeleteEvery move they make will now be under a microscope. Good luck having any kind of private life
Mr & Mrs. Dane.
are they paying the publicist in grams or kilos?
ReplyDeleteYou know, if the whole "pix or it didn't happen" thing were true, my past would be easy to get over, too! Maybe they're on to something.
ReplyDeleteOn an oddly superficial note, they sure look cute in the photo that Enty put with the story. Clean up your act, people! Do it while you're still easy on the eyes. Once they become toothless and wrinkled, no one will want to help them.