Don't worry, Mel B is not at the actual top of the photos. There are going to be two parts today. Yes, that is Mel B. It doesn't really look like her. Last week she was kissing a guy in front of her husband and this week getting massaged in front of her husband. At some point I wonder if this will progress further than kissing and massages.
Matt Damon up close.
Richard Lewis up close.
Mary J. Blige went to the Empire State Building and loved it so much that
she took one home with her so she could play the home version of the game. Or, just put it somewhere and forget about it.
I was getting worried but luckily for all of us Mary Kate Olsen has returned to the dark side, or at least bad fashion choices and slouching.
Mickey Rourke looks good. He is wearing an actual suit and not something from a 70's Las Vegas show. I guess he wanted to impress his 20 year old date. Hey, at least she isn't a teenager because a mid 50's guy dating a teenager is weird. Dating a 20 year old? Perfectly acceptable.
Mena Suvari looking lovely in her outfit from the Elvis Jailhouse Rock collection.
Mark Wahlberg is having another child. I believe that would make 42.
Those are actual people who are about to pay actual money to buy Peter Andre's CD.
Pink - Seattle
Rachel Bilson and what looks to be a souvenir from the movie Crank.
Roseanne Barr. I think the tattoo really complements the rest of the outfit.
Ryan Seacrest appears in deep thought. Apparently someone asked him if he wanted fries with that.
Robbie Williams in his bathrobe and lightsaber is really just another typical day.
Sarah Mclachlan - Toronto
I can't even remember anymore if Sam Trammel has been in the photos before.
Buy a book and have it signed by Serena Williams and she will scream and swear at you as a bonus. Get that real life US Open experience all for the price of a book.
I haven't seen Thora Birch in forever. No sign of her dad. I wonder if he is still as creepy as he was in the past.
Matt Damon up close.
Richard Lewis up close.
Mary J. Blige went to the Empire State Building and loved it so much that
she took one home with her so she could play the home version of the game. Or, just put it somewhere and forget about it.
I was getting worried but luckily for all of us Mary Kate Olsen has returned to the dark side, or at least bad fashion choices and slouching.
Mickey Rourke looks good. He is wearing an actual suit and not something from a 70's Las Vegas show. I guess he wanted to impress his 20 year old date. Hey, at least she isn't a teenager because a mid 50's guy dating a teenager is weird. Dating a 20 year old? Perfectly acceptable.
Mena Suvari looking lovely in her outfit from the Elvis Jailhouse Rock collection.
Mark Wahlberg is having another child. I believe that would make 42.
Those are actual people who are about to pay actual money to buy Peter Andre's CD.
Pink - Seattle
Rachel Bilson and what looks to be a souvenir from the movie Crank.
Roseanne Barr. I think the tattoo really complements the rest of the outfit.
Ryan Seacrest appears in deep thought. Apparently someone asked him if he wanted fries with that.
Robbie Williams in his bathrobe and lightsaber is really just another typical day.
Sarah Mclachlan - Toronto
I can't even remember anymore if Sam Trammel has been in the photos before.
Buy a book and have it signed by Serena Williams and she will scream and swear at you as a bonus. Get that real life US Open experience all for the price of a book.
I haven't seen Thora Birch in forever. No sign of her dad. I wonder if he is still as creepy as he was in the past.
Just how does Pink's outfit work exactly?
ReplyDeleteWhat an unfortunate placement of sequins on Pink's outfit.
ReplyDeletemy comment about Pink is that isn't she one of those celebrities that is always talking about how hard it is to "not be skinny" and be "averaged-sized" in Hollywood/music?
ReplyDeleteThose celebrities annoy me.
It's like those people who whine about how hard it is to be pretty.
STFU.
Enty, what did Mena do to tick you off?
ReplyDeleteYou're usually not snarky with friends.
Is that a man or a masculine looking woman with Mel B ? Do I see a goatee or just shadows on the chin? Does Mel care? Would she be equally happen with either?
ReplyDeleteI wish I had the body and the steely nerves to wear Pink's ribbon leotard thingy. Not that I actually would (too modest) Kudos though.
ReplyDeleteI forgot about Thora Birch's dad.
ReplyDeleteSome crazy typos going on with the Mary J. Blige photos, but I think I got the gist.
ReplyDeleteSam Trammel looks like Lorenzo Llamas for some reason, the guy beside Robbie Williams (hilarious pic, btw) looks like Dennis Quaid, and the guy massaging Mel B looks like Nick Lachey.
I have never liked Richard Lewis. That guy always seems like he's on something.
Wow! I knew Pink was hot, but when I saw her on the MTV video awards, I thought she had plumped up.
ReplyDeleteGreat pic! WOW!
Mel B's masseuse is kinda cute. As is Sam Trammell, he's welcome in photos any time.
ReplyDeleteRichard Lewis looks like "Bad Ash" from Army of Darkness, not a compliment.
Ryan looks old in that photo.
love and LOL robbie
amazonblue - Ent calls people out on bad outfits, friends or not.
a light saber is ALWAYS the perfect accessory!
ReplyDeleteI don't understand the appeal of Rachel Bilson. As a supposed "fashion icon" or as being "hot."
ReplyDelete1- LOL Robbie, love it Enty!
ReplyDelete2- Peter Andre..heard his album...its not terrible. not my taste but i hope he does well...he deserves at least that after being with that lowclass slag for 5years.
Is Rachel Bilson wearing a stethoscope?
ReplyDeleteWhat's the deal with Birch's dad? I missed that one.
HOLY SHIT Richard Lewis! Is he ill?
ReplyDeleteMary J Rocks! Sarah McLaughlan does too!
That's an awfully uh, brave 'outfit' that Pink is wearing. I'd still die to have her body, though...
Roseanne used to be funny, witty and crass. Now she's a crazy, rambling, old bag lady.
Birch's dad tried to co-direct a sex scene she was doing on a film, interfering with the director -- at least that's the story. Supposedly a very creepy Manson-looking type.
ReplyDeleteI would carry a lightsaber at all times if I could. As bionic bunny said, it IS the perfect accessory!
ReplyDeleteLove Thora Birch, but homegirl needs a bra. Badly.
ReplyDeleteIsn't Thora's dad an ex porn star or something?
ReplyDeletea mid 50's guy dating a teenager is weird. Dating a 20 year old? Perfectly acceptable.
ReplyDeleteReally? My day just got a whole lot brighter. Think I'll head over to the local college and do a little...shopping.
On second thought, while I enjoy a good creepy-old-guy story as much as the next person, I don't really want to star in one. Maybe I'll just stay home and chase kids off my lawn.
Get the hose JERRY!
ReplyDeleteOR - turn ot porn really loudly. Remember that story? :)
ReplyDelete*on
ReplyDeleteWhat is Sam Trammel from? He's a cutie.
ReplyDeleteTrue blood! True blood! True blood! (sorry, I got carried away...)
ReplyDeleteOooh...haha, okay. Thanks, Linnea. I just got HBO but I'm waiting to read the books first. I heard they're incredible and the show really does it justice.
ReplyDeleteLOL at Richard Lewis! Had to move back from my screen.
ReplyDeleteLOL at Robbie - Hilarious!
Haven't laughed this much at your photos in a while, Enty. Good job, and thanks.
Thinking that Mel B's friend is gay. What he's doing is fine.