Between Mya this morning and rumors all day yesterday it seems as if this whole Lamar Odom and Khloe Kardashian wedding might be a hoax. I can see why it might be, but at the same time if it is a hoax there are lots and lots of people in on the joke. Mya says that Khloe is just doing it to get some attention since Kourtney and Kim had been getting it all. I saw one rumor from mediatakeout yesterday that said this was actually going to be Kourtney's wedding because no one notices her and so this would get her some publicity. Lamar's mother said she had no idea he was getting married on Sunday. At the same time though there is a bachelor party tonight being thrown by the convicted sex offender Joe Francis and Khloe's brother. The invitation promised stripper poles, midgets (Joe's word) and lots of candy. Again, that seems like a lot of effort for a hoax. Granted the party is at Les Deux, which at this time of the year smells like raw sewage so it's kind of appropriate that Joe is hosting a party there.
You know what though? I don't really care whether they get married or divorced or if Kobe Bryant jumps naked out of a cake at the party tonight with Lamar holding on tight. I can;t believe I am spending this much time on it. Also, last I checked 2 of the top 5 stories by popularity on Kneepads were about the Kardashian's. It was 3 of the top 5 until yesterday. Someone obviously cares about them, but I have had enough.
Not that I disagree with her, but what kind of expertise does Mya have on this situation? Did she and Lamar Odum date at some point and I missed it? Is she friends with Khloe? Just seems like you could substitute my name for Mya's and the opinion would be just as relevant.
ReplyDeleteThank you Enty for giving up.
ReplyDeleteHi Enty-
ReplyDeleteI smell douchebaggery. I don't get why Joe F is in the spotlight. The K sisters are funny. They should have a reality show...oh wait
"...or if Kobe Bryant jumps naked out of a cake at the party tonight with Lamar holding on tight."
ReplyDeletelol, well drop kick me jesus!
I'm all for a Kardashian ban unless it's something uglier than they are. (Well, I will give Kim some credit, her face is pretty when she isn't wearing 8lbs of makeup)
ReplyDeleteYay for having enough. Me, too.
ReplyDeleteMya Says Lamar & Khloe Wedding Is A Publicity Stunt
ReplyDeleteThe lives of the Kardassians in general are one big publicity stunt, so big deal.
I can't stand any of these realitards.
So much of Hollywood just doesn't seem to give a shit about the point of marriage anymore. It's just like they hop in and try it for a bit with one person or another, then hop out later. It's like marriage is the new dating. Sad. There is simply no need to get married so fast unless you have the money to buy attention and you're not concerned about long-term compatibility.
ReplyDeleteEnty, please for the love of all that is holy (and by holy i mean bacon) can we just have a ban on all things Kardashian? They're nothing but self-serving famewhores... why they are relevant, I'll never understand. I think I loathe all of them even more than dislike everyone's favorite wonk-eyed poster child for Valtrex.
ReplyDeleteEnty, if you are serious about a Kardashian ban, I am 100 percent in support of your decision. If you're just teasing, shame on you for getting my hopes up that I'd finally have a Kardashian-free site to visit.
ReplyDeleteI agree with a Kardashian ban in theory. Problem is, ENT, you are so fucking funny when you write about them, that I'd really miss your posts if you put them on hold. For some reason, they inspire you to be extra snarky, and I just can't get enough of your sweet poison pen.
ReplyDeleteThe wedding is real. (God only knows why) but it is being held at Irving Azoff's house. Azoff's daughters and the Kardashian girls grew up together.
ReplyDeleteEnty, there are plenty of other people to make fun of to exercise your sharp wit.
ReplyDeleteI'm with O - except that I hate Ebola more.
NMK - no more Kardash!
Dontcha sometimes wish the fates had aligned to make you a celebutard? Well .. not the 'tard part .. the money, not having - or needing - to have a real job and just basically partying all the time and having no responsibilities part. Damn .. these days I wish my life would have rolled out that way.
ReplyDeleteNow .. for the truly important and yet unanswered question in this story!! WHY does Les Deux smell like sewage this time of year?? BACKSTORY!!! BACKSTORY!!!
Ban, ban, ban! \o/
ReplyDeleteBAN BAN
ReplyDeleteI hope she burns krispy style in hell....
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